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Abe's Tomb (2007)
You have GOT to be kidding!!!
This film goes to show you that many small distributors have absolutely no shame (or standards) when it comes to determining what they will distribute. And it shows even more that there are filmmakers out there that are absolutely clueless about their skills and talent. That being said, let's get down to specifics...
First, the story, direction and acting were atrocious. So what if there were hot chicks and real guns. If I wanted that, i'd get "Hot Chicks with Machine Guns - Vol. 2". I wanted a movie with good acting, story and direction. This film failed miserably in those departments. This was also probably the most technically incompetent film i have ever seen in my life. My neighbor's 15 year old kid does better stuff than this. Camera-work, lighting (don't think there was ant lighting) sound (muddy, noisy, no ADR done) editing (looked like was done on iMovie) editorial pacing and continuity, even basic film grammar (can anyone say "180 degree rule"?) were absolutely ignored. It very much looks like somebody said "Hey! I watch movies! How hard can it be?!?"
My friend, you have shown that it's more than you can do. Better luck next time.
Don't rent or buy this film.