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Interstellar (2014)
1/10
INCREDIBLY Atrocious!
19 November 2014
3 hours of senseless drivel... That is what I sat through when I watched Interstellar. The acting wasn't anything special, but the SCREENPLAY... It had to be among the worst three that I have ever sat through. In fact, I was close to walking out of it, had it not been for the laughing! In a sci-fi film like this, the expected reaction was far from the real one. Instead of a gripping, edge-of-your-seat effect, the screenplay and plot holes were so ridiculously bad, that myself and a few other cinema-goers were in stitches laughing! Like Prometheus (but somehow worse), this film had the adverse effect of inducing laughter in anybody who wasn't blinded by the interplanetary special effects. In almost all sci-fi films, there is an enormous twist in the plot or story that will strive to inspire a gasp in viewers. Some rare films have this effect with an excellently crafted twist... Not this time. The 'twist' in this film was, again, so extraordinarily awful, badly thought-out and far-fetched (don't get me wrong- these films have the right to go more far-fetched than any film has travelled before, but this one was just plain BAD), I had to shout out 'come ON!' when the credits began to roll (inspiring a few more laughs there from viewers in agreement). Even here, at at the end, there were still unanswered questions that were TO BE SOLVED at some point in the course of the film. With its mediocre acting, awful plot, vexingly atrocious 'twist', underdeveloped characters (entrusting a save-the-human-race mission to a semi-random trespasser - hellooo???) and boring disposition throughout, save your money and head to something - anything - else!
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Prometheus (I) (2012)
1/10
Hilariously Bad!
8 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Prometheus was by far one of THE worst films I've watched. Acting? Awful. Plot? Desperate. Screenplay? Atrocious. The film in general? HORRIBLE!! If you would like to hear a few of the funniest bad bits from the film, read on - Don't if you haven't seen the movie though. Well, don't even bother in the first place! OK here goes... PS This is the SPOILERS bit!

Right, a woman comes through the door after having a C-section done on herself, with no anesthetic, to abort an alien baby, covered in blood and guts. She walks through the door in that state to a room of people. Who runs over to her or takes any heed of her? NOBODY IN THE ROOM.

A robot is decapitated, but the head is still talking. DURR, Mars Attacks moment!!!

SPOILERS FINISHED.

All in all, if you're paying to see this movie, STOP NOW! If you have to fork over any legal tender, don't do it as this film is NOT worth it!
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6/10
Great Dancing, but COMPLETELY Predictable!
13 August 2013
Right, the dancing is BRILLIANT! The plot could have been written by a cat. If you've ever watched the other Step Up films, this one's no different. You know what, if you put the plot-writing cat up there for acting, it would be Oscar-Winning compared to the 'actors' doing the film. It's another similarity to the other Step Ups; amazing dancers, crap actors. The floozy in the film's ballet dancing is influenced by the Mob's street dancing. Oh, there's another one for the list! The girl does ballet. Lacking originality, acting, and a good plot, it would get a 4. But, since the dance scenes are pretty spectacular, it's going up to a 6. All I can say is I hope they bring back Moose for the next movie!!!
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