Reviews

This is the best movie of all time... For wanting to go to sleep.

The direction is probably the worst of the worst of the worst, and the story is just about as bad.

Ethan Hawk has a long history of giving memorable performances, but this is worse than watching paint dry.

The documentary type storytelling is so far off the mark, it feels like it could turn itself into a parody at any moment - but that might make this disaster worth watching.

Instead, Tesla is the most boring and tortuous experience I have ever endured. At least Disney movies today are entertaining for cringe value, but Tesla is a boresome calamity that will leave you begging to be put on the electric chair.

Anything to make the suffering end. Yes. It is that bad.

I was at a party and the person hosting it was politically insane. That should have been warning enough.

Trevor Noah is every bit as awful as Rachel Maddow except he thinks he's clever and funny.

He's neither. And the margin separating him from such a claim is as wide as it is deep.

He possesses no charm at all, so it would be unfair to compare him to anyone aside from perhaps Rachel Maddow, but he's worse.

Instigative political jokes are only funny to the brainwashed political insane and if you haven't noticed, propaganda wars are really not good for anyone.

The factor of discrimination it actually took to put this clown in front of an audience should be reviled by all.

He is an absolute disgrace as a comedian and as a man. He never would have gone anywhere without playing a race card every single day of his life.

So Trevor if you're reading this, you reap what you sow. Try losing your bitterness, and stop your disgusting victim parading. If anyone is entitled, it's you, and you should count your blessings for once and stop being such a venemous jerk stoking tribalist virtue signaling to demonize anyone not in your cult of fanaticism.

There are a few chuckles to take in for this mostly watchable film, but delivers little of the hype.

The characters are colorful and well fleshed out, but the plot is far more of a contrivance than organically circumstantial.

Several scenes jump the shark so badly that it ruins the comedy element.

It's a low brow comedy that has somehow passed itself off as something unique and different, but there's very little originality.

Mike Tyson was fantastic however.

This franchise is dead. It died several movies ago.

Prey wants to be a superhero monster movie with Mortal Kombat fatalities. In fact, it is.

Some of the CGI is so bad that it is jarring to watch.

The plot is nonsensical and only exists to push a female empowerment narrative like AVP did 20 years ago.

The Predator is completely ruined. A few scenes are done well and the actors have good film presence but there is nothing here worth entertainment.

Dakota's character seems to be the best until you realize he's just a rip-off Legolas from LotR made into an American Indian.

The world as it is portrayed in this time period doesn't make sense at all either.

The perspective shots of the Predator are extremely disappointing and his body and face look so bad you wonder if they didn't get the full rites to depict the franchise's most infamous antagonist as he should be.

This one stinks, and you will regret wasting your time on it.

For those of you too good for low-brow humor in Leslie Niesen style just move along. You just don't get it, and that's fine.

But the way that low-brow humor is delivered is so important to making it work. Sometimes the butt of the joke is the audience. Like the cigarette joke:

Man: "Cigarette?"

Woman looks at a cigarette the man is offering to her.

Woman: (confused) "Yes, it is."

It's such a dumb joke that it's hilarious, and you have to laugh that they even sold their lines deadpan.

Some of the gags are classic rehashed slapstick, but the creative versatility selling Stephen Hawking gags among many others was genius.

This is a rewatchable laugh fest worthy of cult status now that the superhero craze is finally dying down.

There are a couple of silly moments I can't defend, but the quality of the rest outshines any cringe.

Excellent watchable and educational.

Historians narrate events in American History as factually as you've ever thought you already knew.

Dramatizations are either SNL type parodies of an actual dramatization, or someone deliberately made them cheesy enough to see where the line is with subtle comedy.

The latest ads feature men dressing up as women with ridiculous clown makeup and related imagery.

Drag queens are not the norm. Do what you want, but keep your propaganda out of mine and everyone else's face.

When Always Sunny first came out, I didn't quite "get it". It felt like improvisational sketch comedy where the performers were always trying to one-up each other and maybe that's what it is?

This dysfunctional sitcom rarely hits without maximum impact and it's character performers have a chemistry that is a real gift to behold.

Danny Devito relishes in experimenting with new and bizarrely wonderful shock comedy. The Gang is always reaching new levels of horrible behavior and it's perfect. This show is so far ahead of everything else that I wonder if anyone can ever top it.

It's the funniest show ever made. And it's completely brilliant.

Looks like the world just wants to hate Anglo-Saxons. Not even allowed to be an ethnicity anymore. I'm sick and tired of it. There is nothing redeemable about color washing white history out of spite.

Absolute crap. Kinda like a dry tornado. This project is dead. It died in shame. Strangely the acting was half decent, but the plot is getting flushed without a plunger anywhere nearby and it stinks. It's awful.

After reading some of the ego driven hair splitting reviews here, I had to shine a light on many of the the most pompous and overly picky and meaningless whines regarding a cinematic achievement such as this one. The acting is extraordinary. Go ahead, find one instance of sub-par acting in the film, I'll wait. The cinematography is excellent. Of course, there are no sweeping fake cgi panoramic shots for the mouth breathing imbeciles to drool over. And now let's talk about the dialogue. This was no simple feat of reading lines and going through the motions. Limitless has some of the most complex and well rounded dialogue in movie history. Considering the subject manner, it should! What a tremendous feat of achievement. Just because you want to insert your crappy little indifferences of story opinion doesn't take away from the pure quality at work. If you weren't entertained, then the movie deserves an 8 - for you! For all other intents and purposes, the only suitable ratings left are a 9 or a 10. This must have been a very difficult project that was handled by dedicated professionals. Now go watch your trash and stop trying to deconstruct things that are above your station, idiots that rated less than 7.

Someone actually tried to make this good, and bonus points for redesigning Sonic. The diversity thing is desperate but works (barely). Some of the jokes are funny, most are not. The gags are terrible, but I never thought this movie could work. It's not intelligent or even remotely grounded in a believable reality. Jim Carrey is both fantastic AND awful. This film gets a mediocre pass for an effort to make an impossible movie adaptation workable.

The acting is extremely insulting, and the dialogue is offensive to anyone who has served. The godawful CGI is slap in the face to every servicemen. This movie is trying to deliver a Transformers experience and that is unforgivable. If you want to experience the overpowering drama of the Pearl Harbor to Midway timeline; open a history book. Preferably a book written before the wokeness of identity politics.

The makeup is horrible, the writing is horrible, the acting is horrible, and the plot is completely lost as well as boring. It's like this show is a 4th wall break of a show that's aware of it being a show within a documentary of the making of a show.

Complete nonsensical mania. What in the hell is going on here.

This is perhaps the greatest cinematic ride ever put to film. Nothing more be said.... Absolutely entertainment from start to finish! Jackie at his best. If only time could sit still.