Sablam's Reviews

Spiral (2021)

3/10

Will Smith slapped the acting skills outta Chris Rock!

12 October 2023

Dear God in heaven.

This one must be the worst one of the complete installment. Like many other people, I've watched every Saw movie just because the 'Fun' of it (because let's be honest, it's mainly for the traps and gore we watch). First movie is still somewhat of a cultclassic (bein really good), the rest of them have their moments, some better than others.

But this one. Man oh man, it's not worth watching. Really a big waste of time. Traps are boring (not even really traps), gore is boring, storyline is boring. After 15 minutes you can guess who the villain is (and I'm not even that good at this normally). The truest horror is the acting, I can't even put in words how bad it is.

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Don't Worry Darling (I) (2022)

7/10

Some ridiculous scoregivers around here.

31 October 2022

Defenitely worth a watch. Kinda got a black mirror vibe, in movieformat (wich is a compliment obviously).

Thought the overal feel was really good, like a slow burner with 'something is really wrong' vibes all around. The whole perfect american dreamish 'world' that slowly starts to crack into something more dark and twisted is something I personally liked. The acting was also excellent, Florence Pugh and Chris Pine taking the crown. Also hats of to Harry Styles, not many singers can make it to convincing actors in my opinion but he's really making a name for himself in Hollywood (as an actor).

I wanted some more background, yes. The end also felt a bit rushed with some weird character choices but to rate this movie 2-3 is just stupid. I'd give it a 6.5 but I'll gladly round it up to 7 :) def worth a watch!

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Beast (I) (2022)

6/10

Decent 6/10.

14 August 2022

The movie had some decent moments. Elba and Copley were nice to watch. Kinda reminded me off the oldschool (animalhuntsyou)action movies. Was kinda predictable but that doesnt bother me with this kind of film. I feel people are a but overreacting with their low scores and their 'the movie was so unrealistic' reviews. If the movie took the realistic route it would've been very boring.. Just take a snack and a drink, sit back and relax. An ideal 'chilltime' action flick!

6/10!

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Death on the Nile (2022)

5/10

15 February 2022

This movie was something else. I've read they had about 120 mil budget, how could they end up with this. It was dull, acting/cast was not great, very predictable and was just extremely underwhelming. My expectations weren't high after Murder on the Orient Express but this one was worse. One to watch a single time, but I recommend not paying too much money for it.

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Love Is Blind (2020– )

3/10

One of those watchingwithgirlfriend shows

8 April 2020

This is one of those shows my girfriend likes to watch and you just go with it but HOLY CR*P it's bad! I liked the idea at first but then after a few episodes we just stopped.

It's not only cringy as funkers, it's over the top fake. Maybe I can't stand it cause I'm not american, but it's so bad.

Do not waste your time peoples! Unless you like watching garbage reality with fake people, then continue!

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I Spit on Your Grave 2 (2013)

3/10

Waste of my time (even though I had nothing else to do)

27 September 2013

Warning: Spoilers

This movie was absolute sh*t.

I'm a big horrorfan (old ones, new ones, scary ones, gory ones, etc..) and it's really hard to disappoint me but damn, this one did. I've seen the original 'I spit on your grave' which I think was awesome. Then I saw the remake, which was actually pretty fine. But after seeing the sequel, I was shocked. I could not believe that somebody was able to make such a terrible movie.

The acting was horrible. There was not a single person who knew how to act. And the screaming of the girl, f*cking hell, I would rather listen to 5 cats being strangled.

The story was, ehrm, completely the same as the first. But I knew that, okay. But hello, from New York to Bulgaria in one single (drug)trip? Yeah sure..

The gory scenes. The one thing they could 'score some points'. Even that was one big failure.

So people, please. don't buy this, do not even download it. It is (as I've written on top) just a big waste of time.

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