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WOKE TRASH! GO WOKE GO BROKE! When will they learn?
27 December 2020
When are these disconnected idiots in Hollywood get it? This directing hack Patty Jenkins literally said was making a political statement against the President. ENOUGH! Just make a damn super hero film, STOP with this Anti Trump garbage!!! This film flopped over seas and is getting blasted not only for the poor directing and terrible writing, but also because its another Hollywood woke trash film. This film was terrible, avoid!
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Love the Andy Sidaris L.E.T.T.H.A.L, series however huge miss oportunity...
27 September 2020
Would be 10 stars for me, Female badass agents done! However something that always confused me since watching all the films as a teen, why the hell would you put a bunch of female spy, agents, assassins in a film and not have any CATFIGHTS, GIRL FIGHTS! NONE, ZERO GIRL FIGHTS! Especially when Andy KNEW catfights were popular and always have been. This was a HUGE miss opportunity that would have taken these films to another level, wish the team that made the movie RAZE would take a crack at remakes of the LEATHAL series and do it right! Super disappointing....
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Warrior Nun (2020–2022)
Another big money Netflix show terribly exectuted, unbelievably bad writing!
14 July 2020
Not really an opinion just truth, here are the Pro's and Cons of what should have been a cool show!

PROS: -Warrior Nuns! -Female Action -"Sister Beatrice" played by Kristina Tonteri-Young (Super talented, needed more screen time)

CONS: -Terrible writing -Terrible Direction -Annoying lead actress (Due to bad writing and Direction) -Bad acting over all -Lazy scene set ups, nuns laughable training in the background -HORRENDOUS CGI and VFX, the Demon looked like something out of a cheap SyFy channel flick. The worst Ive seen on a big budget. Embarrassing -Terrible editing -Teen Angst (The youth is annoying as hell to begin with let alone pushing it down our throats in cinema) -NETFLIX Executives
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The Lion King (2019)
WHY...WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THE VOICES!!!
30 July 2019
Another Hollywood smack in the face, great animation with so much promise until the characters started talking, the new actor replacements were HORRIBLE! NO emotions in the voices NOTHING...NOTHING! ZERO emotion, as if these actors didn't care or were just reading there lines in a room by them selves. This was just a travesty, a classic... RUINED by terrible acting , TERRIBLE Direction, just HORRIBLE! WHO the HELL made these decisions??!! With the very few dialog add ons WHY would you re cast WHY????? Why would you remove Jeremy Irons as Scar?? WHY??? Why would you put emotionless actors as Simba, Nala etc.. Yes Beyoncé was not good not at all, no emotions just terrible and ruined the original music. Seth Rogan was ok, yeas just Ok not close to as funny as the original Pumba.. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
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Anarchy Parlor (I) (2015)
Great fun, gory, but yet had substance!
10 June 2015
Alright, I have to chime in here, seen this film 3 times and every time I find out something new about the story. Not sure if that's just myself feeling smart or if it was the filmmakers intent. Never the less this was probably my favorite horror film in the last 5 years. This one came out of left field in the sea of slow-burn crap that has been poising the horror waters as of late. The film was super fast, exciting and gory but had substance as the Artist played by Robert Lasardo really delivered. This dude is super creepy but yet endearing, call me messed up but I found myself cheering for him to succeed in his quest! The Artist had this calmness about him that makes you uncomfortable, and I mean that in a good way, I was effected by his performance. No spoilers from me do to IMDb's stupid policy. Anyways big fan of this film, super hot chicks, all of them! I was in awe of Joey Fisher, holy crap she is hot! PLEASE do a sequel and put her in it! It's rare to see such natural busty beauty in the Ent biz today, and to top it off she can act! Anyways to wrap this up, the film was a smart, gory fun ride from begging to end. If you want something fresh, crazy and against the norm, check it out. Highly recommended!
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