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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
One of the worst things I've ever seen
I don't think there are many, or any for that matter, films that are worse than this one. Ofcourse the only purpose of the film is to milk the cow but one would think there might actually be some sort of plot there. Prepare to be disappointed.
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
The best Marvel Movie to date
I've always loved Thor since I was a child. I used to go around the house with a hammer in my hands. Unfortunately, the two previous Thor movies were not so great but boy this one, wow! Ragnarok is so much fun; enough action but not too much to drive me to boredom, sensitive moments and so much funny moments. I really loved it.
Death Note (2017)
Horrible
It's OK if you have brain damage or if you've never watched a good movie or any movie at all in your life. However, if you watched the anime and read the manga, never will you find a bigger disappointment than this attempt. Americanism at its worst. Light is an utter loser and an idiot, and L is a drama queen and an emotionally driven mule. With such a great source material why would anyone just ignore it to invent ridiculously cheesy plot holes and barf-generating teenage-girl- like emotions? Sad to be a human.
13 Reasons Why (2017)
Happily surprised
I started watching 13 reasons why on the background, something I often do when I'm busy and need some sort of video playing like white noise, without really having high hopes, and very much ready to roll my eyes so hard my sockets hurt - as I very regularly do at the plethora of the idiocratic young adult series. I can't stress enough how surprised I was to find myself intrigued my the originality of the script and the very decent acting and plot. 13 reasons why is often not very easy to watch, cruel and true, sometimes I could not relate with the American apotheosis of High School, however, I do understand the difficult situation and the result of bullying the characters went through. I'm very happy to have watched this series, very glad that something is worth watching in the desert of shitty entertainment.
Paradox (2016)
Just horrible
Bad to horrible acting. Very bad script.Idiotic dialogues.Loose story line. Absolute waste of time. Don't waste your precious time on this one.
Lately I keep thinking more and more by the day, what the hell is wrong with TV series and movies and why would people actually waste so much money on producing idiotic and empty movies/series. Paradox, a crappy movie with a fancy title, is no exception. They are trying to do something but they fail so hard it hurts.
The acting reminds me of my school plays, but with less talent. The fancy scenes that have nothing to do with the rest of the..."plot" are so rednecked and stupid they give me headaches. Please don't watch this bull. Save your time by doing something productive, read a book.
Wynonna Earp (2016)
Hillbilly village trying to be Supernatural but with more redneck influences.
Oh my sweet God! Why is TV getting crappier and crappier by the series? This is one of the most tasteless and idiotic shows I have ever had the misfortune of watching.
I suppose the creators are trying to lure hillbillies and rednecks with the occasional shooting and damn-ass attitude side-dished with mediocre hot chicks and y'all lingo.
The first thing I notice when watching this... show, is that they are trying to make a more folksy version of Supernatural. I am not even going to mention the Harry Potter scar-headed "demons" (sixty- five face-palms!!!)
Also when watching it, I get a Walking Dead vibe. Is it all the "demon" killing and the drama? Nope, just the desperation to create another Daryl - a fan favorite - but instead you get a bunch of horse crap. Well, I'm not fixing to keep watching this bull. Save your brain from this time waster. Read a book, be smart, don't ruin your brain! It's too bad the lowest rate is 1, because honestly I'd like to give it a -10.000
The Shannara Chronicles (2016)
Horrible
I haven't read the books, so I am not sure if the books are horrible or just the show. I forced my self, like my life depended on it, to watch episodes 1 and 2 but it was almost impossible. The costumes are the most ridiculous piece of trash I've ever seen in my life, and that's coming from someone with drag queen cousin! Are they elf-whores or something? Is this how it's described in the books? And what about all these idiotic and really cheap-looking leather clothes? Are we supposed to be watching an SM show or what? And the story/environment/scenery, what were they thinking? Not to mention that the weapons look way too fake and plastic, certain precious stones look like aquarium gravel that I actually have in my aquarium right now...
Honestly, I was waiting to watch something decent, but instead I wasted 80 minutes of my time feeling really bad about the industry, so very disappointed in a genre that I always considered my favourite.
Watch only is you like garbage like the 100 or the Cardashians and other trash.
Stitchers (2015)
It's like iZombie but without the humor and quite boring
Four stars. Why? Because it's pretty much like iZombie (access memories of the dead person in order to solve crimes) but instead of eating the brain they just travel into the brain using some kind of technology that treats the human brain like a temporary SD memory card. In my opinion the series is unoriginal and the plot is quite boring, like they are not actually trying to tell a story but rather throw in some events until they complete the required 42 minutes to complete TV time. The fact that the acting is so blunt doesn't help the whole situation either. In general it's an OK show if you want to watch something while you are doing stuff, like cleaning up the house, but addictive or exciting? Nope, non of that here.
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
I don't know, I don't know...
Simply: I almost fell asleep. Was I expecting something that will have me reaching for ice buckets? No, not really. Was I looking for more SM pornography? Of course not, there are sites that I can find that all over the web. Then what was I looking for? Well, something... This story is in many ways the same as twilight; not so hot girl finds hot boyfriend and falls head over heals etc etc... In a fewer words a complete denial of decades of efforts of feminism thrown in the garbage. All a woman is looking in life is a rich hunk to protect her and dominate her? I am sorry, are we still in 2015 or in the middle ages? Boring script, vanilla dialogs and acting, and a story getting nowhere really. Even the "kinky" sex scenes were boring as hell. I would lose any hope but I still find that guy good in Fall, so I will just blame this movie. I don't think this is a film a modern woman want to see but whatever.
The 100 (2014)
Why is this show still on?
97 years after a nuclear destruction the whole world (or just Washington DC I guess)is in ruins and mostly covered by vast forests that would normally take centuries to grow. In only a century, the remaining American people/survivors, seem to have forgotten their mother tongue and have developed a different language out of the blue. Mindless and silly children are sent like lab rats to explore the hostile environment, of the surface of a nuked planet Earth, and then they act like stoned and drunk fraternity spoiled children causing death and destruction... Why is this series still running? Is the acting good? No. Is the script breathtaking? Not even close. Then why, one would wonder, and they'd be right. The plot of The 100 is so lame, that it makes daily soap operas look like epic fantasy masterpieces. Are you looking for a bunch of pretty people mumbling and running around for no reason? Then this is your show, but if you are a person who has more than the average brain activity of a coma patient, then no, please save your precious time for something that is actually worth watching.