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Patton Oswalt: I Love Everything (2020)
Stick to acting
This had some mildly amusing anecdotes but he's far funnier on Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Most of them went on for far too long, brevity is important in telling stories which don't have a hilarious punchline.
Stick to the screen, loads better standup shows on Netflix.
Walking the Dead (2010)
Can you survive the Walker?
Canadian horror set in a Chinese village (partly Beijing, partly Toronto) about a Walker hell bent on killing anyone who comes into his village, after he wasn't allowed to use his abilities to bring his wife back to life.
A reporter from North America receives a letter from a little girl's uncle saying that he has buried her alive to save her from the Walker, so travels to the village to try and get himself a story.
Upon arriving in the village he meets the girl's mother, Anna, who he has to learn to trust despite how fantastic her story may seem.
Can he help save the little girl before she suffocates, or will he become another victim of the Walker?
Heebie Jeebies (2005)
Sometimes failing is the best thing you can do!
Extremely low budget straight to video US horror about a girl that has bad dreams about her old school friends being killed, so calls them out to a rural farmhouse... cos they'll all be a lot safer there...
It has a Shyamalan-like twist over the killer, you know the kind was so obvious that you knew from the beginning, oh yeah she's going to turn crazy and be the killer, but so much time has passed that you've forgotten all about it that it's played as a "twist". Yeah, that kind...
It had a few epic, epic fails by characters, you kind that you just shout "fail" at the TV? Yeah, that kind... like the person making coffee in her car, spilling it over her lap, then looking up and hitting a drifter. Or the guy sticking a woman in the wood chipper after hitting her over the head with a spade, oh but she's not unconscious and drags him into the chipper with her. Yeah, that kind... FAIL!
It's not a good film, not in the slightest, but the fails make it amusing.