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The Long Shot (2008)
Unwatchable. Worst movie ever.
So excited to see this get pulled off (one take movie). Well, they did it, but horrible results. I really wanted to like this, but the script and acting get in the way. If it was a group of friends wanting to do some sort of exercise, they succeeded, but it is thoroughly not enjoyable! The Steady-Cam man is a hero! The sound quality is amazingly poor. The dialog is forcibly offensive. like they were only trying to offend. If this is film-making in Dallas, TX, then I'm staying away. Also, it is obvious that these are a group of friends trying to accomplish something unique, which is what they did. They made a film (90 minutes) in one long take, so congrats for that, but unfortunately, the interwoven stories did not hold together in a cohesively entertaining way.
Slither (2006)
Instant Classic! Great Scary Fun!!
I wasn't expecting much, but had some time to kill tonight. What a pleasant surprise. I was certainly creeped out and had lots of fun!! It was a packed house and even though the small child behind me kept kicking my seat, I forgot after awhile because I will pulled into the movie almost immediately. This is definitely a sure-fire crowd pleaser!! I can't wait to drag one of my friends to see this AND get the UNRATED DVD as soon as it comes out! My jaw dropped several times at the unruly nerve of the filmmaker and the sheer guilty pleasure of the many gross-out scenes!! The characters were developed quickly and very well-written, They exist in a small town and are not expecting this kind of an adventure on "one dark night". It's a cross between the best parts of Tremors, The Hidden and Invasion of The Body Snatchers.