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10/10
Great
25 March 2019
Short ~35 mins. British. Free on amazon prime. Effects are great for budget. Funny. Surprisingly good acting. Heavy metal theme song. I'd watch a feature length version.
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Haters gonna hate.
28 October 2018
Post credits! It's friggin' Another Wolfcop. More absurd and better than the first. I hate cops but I'd wear a shirt with Wolfcop on it. I don't buy digital music but I'd buy the Wolfcop rap if I could. I hate hockey but I'd watch if Wolfcop was goalie. Liquor & Donuts baby! Also talking phallus with a moustache.
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Edge (2015 TV Movie)
6/10
They spent the money...
25 February 2018
Why not make it available? Why would you waste the efforts of the crew? Is it because you care more about profits and less about art? Come on imdb/amazon, at least let me ask a faq... tease.
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9/10
Cormanesque heist flick
30 July 2017
Warning: Spoilers
It's like a Die Hard knock off, but Bruce Willis is a serial killer. These reviewers discount the effort a good Die Hard rip-off takes. Henry Rollins is John McLane (sic, maybe) with air vents included. Alas, we don't see him crawling through with witty one- liners but you get the idea. If you've seen the New World/Corman produced heist flicks from the 1990's you know what you've got here. One star reviewers need to get off their cinematic high horses and stop taking cinema so seriously. This was a great waste of time. Better than an episode of Criminal Minds!
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Tusk (I) (2014)
8/10
Fan-fing-tastic
25 September 2014
Only recommended for those with a sick sense of humor, but oh my god are you in for a treat if you got one. For the first thirty minutes I thought Michael Parks was Jon Voight. I'm an idiot. Why Jon Voight has an Oscar and Michael Parks doesn't is beyond me. He was insanely brilliant in the cabin scene with that French speaking detective. Whoever he was killed it too. How did he do that with his eyes? Again not for those with a weak stomach. The makeup was fan freaKi ng tastic bravo Kurtzman.

Oh my god the score. Seriously, brilliant.

But if you love podcasts, makeup effects, horror and walruses, please go see this. Bravo Mr. Smith for having the cajones to tell Hollywont where to shove it.
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