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Total Control (2019–2024)
4/10
Ridiculous 1st season with a hint of cringe.
25 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I wanted to like this, but because of that ridiculous drawn out story in season 1 about a 15yo Aboriginal girl escapee Jess, and an Aboriginal Senator Alex Irving, I couldn't. It was the most annoying premise possible, where I ended up not having any sympathy for them once they finally connected in a public area, after so many missed opportunities once she made it to town. And to make it even more ridiculous, was the fact that the girl was bringing the Senator video evidence of what happened to cause her cellmate to die of an asthma attack when all she needed to do is upload the video to social media and text it to the Senator.

When she came to see her in that apartment, she'd already rang her phone which was ringing inside, so when the friend said she wasn't there, Ms Stare a gunman down, SENATOR didn't insist on getting into her apartment to see Jess. AND why the heck, after hitch hiking for hours to get to the Senator, was Jess now hiding inside away from Alex?! Stupid plot! That moment along with her aide now needing to chase after Jess when Senator Alex couldn't meet her before, where he never spoke up to let her knew why he was there was painfully irritating to watch.

So Senator Alex gets back home again, then Jess calls to tell her to meet out in the open?? Lol! Senator Alex decides to take her 10yo son with her to meet Jess in this public area where cops could easily spot the Senator after her brother was just arrested with her ex for fire bombing a government building? LOL! Yeah, RIDICULOUS!

Oh, and that sex scene where some bar fly was about to go down under on now Senator Alex in a bar was super unnecessarily cringe, and how her handlers glossed over her possibly having PTSD now from that gunman was extra odd.

I do enjoy some Aboriginal Australian drama, crime films, but all too often Aborigines are made to look absolutely dumb!

I'm now into Season 2, not sure if I'm going to make it, especially since they've just shown a, totally out of her league, hot bloke leaving her hotel room as she's sleeping in lingerie.... I mean, come on now! Don't want to be mean, but she's built like Taz, that spinning Tasmanian Devil on Looney Tunes. 👀 Portraying anyone built like Taz as a horny politician/mama is just wrong.
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Jack Irish (2016–2021)
2/10
The Worst Storyline Ever!
1 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This was the most ridiculous storyline possible with the main character running after or away from dangerous armed men without a weapon, and when he's finally given one after being beaten up again by the same killers he encountered in that motel days before who killed a man,,, oh, and this time urinated on, but once home where he now needs to tend to his injuries after I guess taking a shower to get the urine off, see, he never really looks clean,,he decides to remove the magazine from it after putting it not under his pillow or bedside because those killers are still looking for him, but in his dresser drawer away from his bed?? Because yeah, writers figured that's what we want to see, a man making stupid decisions, not wise self preservation decisions which would make the story more sensible even though he's only a civilian, right, RIGHT?!

Later when he's about to go back into the danger again, he gives it to his 2nd girlfriend, see he has 2 girlfriends now, the other a journalist is running around in the Philippines. And where's the CCTV footage showing those jesus armed guardsmen in their big black suburban vehicles chasing after Jack and later driving after that other woman who stole Jack's car he never reported stolen, something that would have saved her life once apprehended?

He and his 2nd girlfriend (his 1st girlfriend, who has that same martyrdom expressions in every movie she does, is busy dodging rocks and bullets in the Philippines after finding out Jack is boning his new gf #2, but they haven't officially broken up?) continued to act carefree without a worry in the world after her kidnapped sister, in broad daylight, was savagely fed to dogs by those same killers...they even went to visit her pastor looking for more answers despite knowing armed guardsmen have tried to kill him 2x?? It's just filled with plot holes all around, but I keep watching because of how well it was produced, the acting isn't bad, and I'm interested in seeing how that Joel Osteen 2.0 cult turns out.. Apparently that part has gotten real jesus freaks pissed off? Lol

Anyway, I've really become tired of paying to watch both Acorn & BritBox crime series with the good guys, (sitting ducks) cops, detectives, and ummm this time, a debt collector? Going unarmed into the danger, it's like watching firefighters attacking a fire with sticks, where they're as useless as Keystone Kops at apprehending armed killers in a real world situation. If I want to watch unarmed heroes I'd watch Superman, Batman or Spider-Man, even Tarzan and Avatar uses bows & arrows.

I wish they'd label crime shows "armed or unarmed police force" no, seriously! Lol I actually become excited when I see British, Australian and New Zealand cops carrying their service revolvers now.

I was shocked to see the writers kill off his absolutely adorable 1st wife within minutes of the series starting, would have preferred she was his 1st girlfriend playing the journalist..... I guess I like watching the actor playing Jack Irish because he always looks like Brad Pitt, but on crack? Hahaha, sort of!
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Bancroft (2017–2020)
7/10
The Murder of Sherri Rasmussen in 1986.
28 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Part of this movie was the recreation of a real cold case murder that happened in The U. S. in 1986 when a then LAPD cop Stephanie Lazarus broke into a Van Nuys, California apartment of Sherri Rasmussen, and police office husband John Ruettenn, who was at work at the time,,, brutally beating, BITING, then shooting her to death because of jealousy.

Thanks to the ever evolution of DNA testing, in 2009 cold case detectives were able to exam the DNA on a thrown away cup by now detective Lazarus to the DNA bite on file from Rasmussen's body, where 26yrs later after the 1986 murder, in 2012, Lazarus was convicted of first degree murder and received 27 years to Life. You can find crime investigation videos about that case on YouTube, which will shock you to find out how the LAPD treated the case, the female criminalist, and her family before the case was reopened.

Once I realized this was the recreation of that case, I had no choice but to stick it out, though it was really tough because of so many absurdities surrounding what was more like a 90s Twin Peaks dark thriller. Taking a break to read comments here, and reading the real cold case again on Wikipedia immensely helped, but I decided to rewatch season 1 after rereading the actual cold case to check the similarities, something which confirmed what I watched before. Unlike this movie, newlyweds Sherri and John were college sweethearts and athletes who truly loved each other, but like the movie, after Sherri's death, because John and Stephanie once had a casual sex relationship before his marriage to Sherri, he testified in court that she was able to worm herself back into his arms for a brief encounter.

I just don't get why writers don't take enough pride in their work when it comes to fixing the ridiculous amount of plot holes before releasing their films, especially after using a real cold case murder, and using pretty good actors who did a great job despite everything. Shame on them.
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Whitechapel (2009–2013)
4/10
How can cops and detectives fight crime without guns?
26 November 2022
I so enjoy watching British crime series, but for the life of me, I can not get past the fact that these detectives are always running after violent criminals without service revolvers, or at least pepper spray to protect themselves with. About 90% of these crime copper, detective shows are nothing more than impotent security guards, where I want to feel something for these lead characters when they're chasing after criminals, but once I notice they do not have weapons to apprehend criminals who've been practically decapitating and disemboweling their victims using knives, I have no choice but to sit back to see which one is about to get taken out before letting him get away. It loses its seriousness when it comes to enjoying the moment when we're about to see the good guys take out the bad guys. I mean, if I wanted to watch unarmed heroes catch the bad guys I'd watch fictional characters like Batman, Superman or Spider-Man. What's even more ridiculous is that a few of these crime shows have women as lead detectives running around without weapons, as well, like seriously out of shape, middle age Vera.

There's a scene where a female cop sees a woman in the ground making a gargling sound in a dark alley, where instead of rushing towards her to render aid, she slowly approaches her never drawing a weapon just in case what actually happens, a suspect decides to come back to the scene of a crime with a long knife in his hand, but of course she's nothing but another useless cop wandering around in the darkness looking for this modern day Jack the Ripper, which is why she was unable to shoot the bad guy in an episode about tracking a violent murderer. A show with the most annoyingly loud dramatic music playing as if something really awesome is about to happen, but instead the stupidest things occur with unarmed 'scared of blood' DI Chandler, and unarmed grimacing (love child of Roger Daltrey & Gary Busey) face DS Miles.

I just can't handle all the absurdities here crippling what made British Detective Shows, catching the bad guys so interestingly joyful to watch, such as Sherlock Holmes to James Bond had so amazingly accomplished all these decades without looking like a bunch of Keystone Kops.

How does anyone take these, what amount to modern day Charlie Chan series, seriously??
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Dead Lucky (2018)
6/10
Omg, these cops have guns!
8 November 2022
I was getting into this until the Iranian dude somehow got amnesia, but then the plot thickened after seeing the reason why he may have turned into the stupidest person possible in this 4 part Lifetime crime thriller, where finally after watching 10s of U. K. crime miniseries this year, these coppers have both guns and pepper spray?! That's what saved this for me, for it beguiles me that these fictional shows have cops running after serial killers into back alleys without a weapon, many times they have to look for something after they've closed in on a dangerous suspect that's already murdered several people. It ruins the moment, which is why I always take a point off no matter how good that series was like "The Devil's Hour" when unarmed cop DI Ravi Dhillon (Nikesh Patel) runs into an abandoned building, then dark alleyways after killers leaving his cellphone in his vehicle, as well, ends up getting the crap beaten out of him because he's an idiot with a badge. Since they're fictional movies, then give coppers weapons so they don't look like grade school hall monitors chasing after murderers, geeez! The first time I really noticed this was while watching "Endeavour", I couldn't believe this is really how British detectives track murderers all the way up on a roof to apprehend them? Lol. I stopped watching it because of this, but eventually I got worn down as I began to fall in love with the quality of British television crime shows.

Okay, so back to the show, Sergeant Gibbs (Rachel Griffiths) character, with her lollipops, i guess is supposedly a female Kojack or what, but based on her slow speech sounds like she's been sucking on thc infused lollipops, it's a bit annoying being she's too young to be acting like the seasoned detective Kodak was, and what's with every Asian cop being this fragile rookie character afraid of his or her own shadow? I can recall 3 lower ranked coppers like that, 2 were women. At least this series didn't make it appear like their population has a 40% Black population, where it appears every 3rd character stems from Sub-Saharan Africa in so many of these U. K. series, and some Australian shows too, and this is coming from, I know it's cliche to say, a Black person, lol. I just want to see the proper % of the type of people who authentically resides in those towns and cities. But where were the Aboriginal actors here, I saw only 1 actor Matt Babel as SWAT captain Matt O'Reilly. Oh, well.

That police badge flinging incident inquiry moment was stupid.

Again, great, cops had weapons to fight crime, but the series came across like an afternoon Lifetime series with the typical brainless college kids running around getting in the way.
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Benidorm (2007–2018)
7/10
What a funny Comedy!
17 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I've never really gotten all the hype about British comedy until watching thIs, back to back, hilariously raunchy humor, these past 2 days, where I found myself initially binging it for 12 HOURS! I overdosed on it from Season 1-5 then decided to rewatch the first 2 episodes in season 1 before going on into season 5.

There were so many hilarious scenes like the one scene of Nana having cooking oil spray as her tanning oil, and while Customs is searching Nana's brown leather bag he says "Has anyone interfered with this old, brown leather bag?" Mick SIL "No, she's been a widow for years" LMAO!

Shelia Reid aka Madge/Nana steals the show, her character and facial expressions killed me, "who's Touché Turtle?" lol! I cried laughing at her during that fight scene with that caravan manager lol! .and Jake Canuso aka Mateo in dragged looked just like my BFF who used to compete in the women's division of The Olympia bodybuilding shows in the 80s lol! The constant bickering from her became painful to watch, where even thou it was done for a reason in season 6 it was still way over the top. AND I had an issue with scenes where hairdresser Kenneth played by Tony Maudsley was always physically attacking the hotel manager Joyce played by beautiful Sherrie Henson, that too was over the top, made me very uncomfortable, or when Mel referred to his handsome employee Paco played by Kamal Simpson as a "space @pe" who was being made to work a month without pay as his probation period?! And the outright racists cracks at that other black kid while they were hiking ruined the show's charm.

The main characters, the freaky creepy swinging couple, the gay couple, the different pair of girls dealing with Mateo, the annoying mother and fat son, the crazy laugh drag queen and his odd son, the new, beautiful for her age, hotel manager, and the great singing from the characters and featured guests during karaoke in Neptune,, and the beautiful region of Benidorm, Spain has by far made this the best comedy miniseries I've watched in my life!!

Unfortunately, I couldn't make it into season 7, the new main characters "The Dykes" were the worst, I mean, I couldn't stomach watching that son after what he did to that young Spanish girl's beach rides business, it was totally criminal,, should have been dealt with by his family being charged, then they getting thrown out of Spain, not put them as a replacement family of The "Gravies"?! So I decided again to,, after already rewatching 2 episodes in first season, rewatch 2-6 again, first time ever doing this with a miniseries.

Oh, dang it!! Because I gave up on the show at season 7, it could have been dealt with, this now puts me in a whatchamacallit?? Alexa (I call her Echo) spell ummm "Conundrum" thanks! I just don't want to put myself through it, but I think I have no choice. Crap! Lol!

UPDATE! I finished the entire series, glad I did!

I'd been a horrorholic for decades, not anymore after adding AcornTv and now BritBox.
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The Royal (2003–2011)
9/10
I really wanted to rate this a 10.
17 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I've been really enjoying this series for the past several days, even the greatest 60s hits was fun at first, but not only did it fit the theme of this type of show, it was being played many times at the worst moments, right before and during extremely serious situations, making it so annoying to the point that I needed to mute it to get a better feeling of what was really going on. And then characters we've been seeing for several episodes and seasons were tragically being killed only to be forgotten the next episode?! It became stressful watching it by S7 because we didn't know who was going to tragically die after a great 60s song had been blasting. Argh!

The action was outstanding each minute of each episode, the blood looked real, loved the coastal scenery, and the acting top notch, but because of all the issues I've had while binging this I had to rate it much lower than I was feeling I was going by S6.

The scene with Moira and her newborn baby was the most ridiculous stressful moment possible! All 3 medical staff were at fault for allowing her to get to that point before she went AWOL, something she didn't need to do at all because she wasn't really in any trouble. All you can do is roll your eyes once you think about the absurdity of it all. Another thing annoying about that is there was never anything said after 2 main characters tragically died before, no funeral, no remembrance, nada, but there they are going through all the motions about a character we only saw maybe 4x, someone they pretty much allowed to think she had no other choice when all Dr Jill and Dr. Gordon needed to do is tell her the great news while she was holding her newborn, they didn't need to ask for her sister Sister Brigid blessing first, ridiculous! I wish I could fast forward it all because it was so easily preventable, and now they're dragging this on into S8. Argh again!

Nevertheless, this has been by far the most exciting series I've enjoyed these past 6 months after downloading both AcornTv and BritBox to FireTv, it was just ruined by great music at the wrong place & time in a dramatic emergency & rescue medical film about 60s Doctors, Nurses, and a Catholic Nun, and also extremely implausible moments, as in, married with 2 kids, baby face Frankie being able to get his hands on 4 nurses, where 2 died, and 1 came very close to dying by S6.

Alun Morris (Andy Wear) and Dr. Rose (Denis Lill) were my favorite characters. I also really loved Dr. Jill Weatherill (Amy Robbins), but by the end of S7, I couldn't anymore since I blamed she, her hubby Dr. Gordon Orme... (Robert Daws) and sweet Sister Brigid (Linda Armstrong) for what happened to Moira, and what almost happened again to her newborn while in Ireland. I'd have broken my tv if not for the fast forward option. Lol!

You could end up with PTSD by season 8, which is why I was okay with the ending, I couldn't take the suspense and action anymore, every episode had scenes which caused me to worry about what was going to happen to main characters we've come to love, something that did happen again because doctors aren't known for risking their hands and or lives as what we watched over and over again to stress out the viewer before qualified rescued teams showed up.

I was relieved it was over.
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Screw (2022–2023)
1/10
Ridiculous Plot!
15 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This entire plot was completely ridiculous.

So the rookie guard who smuggled a gun into work in the beginning becomes the guard who somehow knows how to better deal with riots, handle hostage scenes, etc...l where despite that gun being used in the end to kill another guard, she's never seen being held responsible for it, but instead angry at her boss, and heartbroken over his death because she had a crush on him, the end, sort of, because it looked like a picture of her receiving that gun might be texted by the inmate she gave the gun to, the end?

I was on the edge of my seat waiting for her to be arrested for bringing that gun in, but instead she was made out to look like a hero?! Argh!
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Traces (2019–2022)
10/10
Absolutely Brilliant!!!
26 August 2022
This was the far best crime miniseries I have ever enjoyed in my life!! Even the last 5 minutes had been on edge in ways I've never experienced before! The first season had me hooked from the start, where I couldn't imagine not seeing those main characters anymore, but they were able to 1 up that season with the second one, something I've never experienced in a miniseries before, especially a crime one with women as the main characters.

So sad it was only 2 seasons but I'm not sure my blood pressure would have been able to handle another season. The acting and plot was superbly executed to the very end! I finished it in 1 night because that's the only high I'm able to get these days.

Forgot to mention, that I always keep subtitles on for those regions, but for whatever reasons I could understand their accents without needing that this time.

Thanks you BritBox and AcornTv for creating miniseries I've never really enjoyed coming out of America since "White Lotus".

Wow, what a ride!
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A Place to Call Home (2013–2018)
9/10
Season 5 isn't that bad, but...
21 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
....what really pissed me off about this entire miniseries was how Anna's parents and grandma never warned her about a rapist being so close to their family where she ended up being alone with him too. They had I think 3 years during Regina's institutionalization, to tell her!! Now they're trusting that murdering psychopath not knowing she's used her friendship with that rapist to make it appear she was trying to protect Anna from him, but they know that's her dangerous M. O..

I had to FF a lot of season 4 due to the absurdity, and was doing fine with season 5 until that annoying Carolyn with just recently attacked daughter Anna decided to visit Regina to thank her for alerting them when both Regina, her parents Jack and Carolyn were the reason Anna ended up in his hands.

Thanks to the writers I can not stand a lot of the main characters but I have to finish this mess now after investing all this time with it.

I have to admit, I watched about 5 minutes of the last episode to reassure myself of what I was headed towards, where it looked pretty ridiculous but at least I didn't see that Regina.

EDIT:

After fully watching season 6 I have to change my 6 stars to 9 stars because that was the absolute best last season I have ever enjoyed watching in a miniseries in my life, after Regina was gone the story took off to another level of story telling, it was like getting rid of the nightmare neighbors from hell in a beautiful community where now the focus can be put on those who truly deserved it.

Well done!!
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Hunting Souls (2022)
1/10
Horrendous!
19 August 2022
How is it possible for anyone with an IQ over 100 to put this together for viewing? Their reactions to danger was atrocious, and of course the first person killed is ummmm, welll, the bbbblack guy. I'd stopped watching movies created post covid for this reason, where I guess I deserve this, but come on now, this is just cruel entertainment, hmmmm? Maybe that should be the name of this genre "cruel entertainment" or "post-covid". Prime movies and Diego Silva Acevedo...shame..shame!
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Rake (2010–2018)
5/10
Where are the Aboriginal and Maori characters?
16 August 2022
Although this is a pretty good miniseries, but I can not get past the fact that there were no, by S2, E3, ordinary or professional Aboriginal or Maori cast for those first episodes, I'm not sure if they've been totally excluded from Rake, but so far, and unlike "The Circuit" another well done miniseries about an Aboriginal "Blackfella" defense attorney, and the lives of both black & white Australians, it's nothing but about the lives of the colonizers being portrayed as the only Australians working in the Judicial and Political system.

Oh, well, I certainly hope I see the rich cultural people which makes that region so unlike anywhere else in the world being portrayed as people with everyday problems, as well, until then my rating will remain a 5.

By the way, Rake's whiny cougar chasing son was the most annoying character so far, and Rake himself makes me vomit in my mouth every time he and another woman were looking passionate at each other, like really, that boney unbathed man being made to look attractive to so many beautiful women made me nauseous. He was okay in "East of Everything" but come on now, his robotic voice, putrid pink complexion and scraggly beard was extremely difficult to tolerate for 40 episodes.

One character I really enjoyed was Nicole's Russian mom, the crap she was speaking in Russian about everyone associated with her daughter cracked me up!

Oh, oh, I've finally spotted an Aborigine S3, E4, she's a chemo therapy nurse, and finally they added a male Aboriginal actor, Tony Briggs from "The Circuit" in S5, and a Mauri actor as 1 of Cleaver's short term roommates, that's it!! There were more Africans in this miniseries than First Nation People? Ridiculous exclusion of Australia's First Nation Aboriginal People.

And what happened to season 4, it wasn't available on Amazon nor AcornTv?? Caused me to miss what actually happened to both Scarlet or Barney, nevertheless, it was a fun ride I was glad to get off of. Well, I'm still on it until I watch season 4, dang it!
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1/10
Why Roger Corser? WHY?!
29 July 2022
By the 3 episode I couldn't take it anymore, nothing made sense, Anna's reckless evil behavior towards her hubby made me hate her character, so after that ridiculous fight at that big guy's stupid dinner party with the most annoying people on the face of the planet, where her hubby looked totally out of place there, I'm out!!

I can not believe Corser would take such a pathetic script.

All the over 6 stars are FAKE!
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Doctor Doctor (2016–2021)
8/10
Thanks AcornTv for curing me of my horror addiction.
28 July 2022
I'm really enjoying most of the Australian and New Zealand miniseries on AcornTv, never ever have I binged watched so many shows like I have on that streaming app! But "Heart Guy/Doctor Doctor" has become 1 of the top 3 most fun ones so far until it hit S4, Hugh despite me slowly finding him attractive just lost steam, then unlike how so many viewers were annoyed with manboy Ajax, I couldn't watch or listen to Penny's 'Mary Poppins' high tone voice anymore when she and Hugh were together. Had to fast forward every interaction they had, her love sick eyes for someone like a drug addicted "Charlie Sheen" who she allowed around her brilliant son Floyd did not add up for such a strict professional. I also had a love/hate for Charlie after while, despite her sweet free spirit nature.

By the way, where were all the popular Australian kangaroos, largest creepy bugs in the world, amazing birds or koalas at?? Meryl and Matt's wide patio doors were always opened. Because of this exclusion I gave it 8 stars.

Nevertheless, except for Penny and Hugh cringeworthy interactions, and then finding out, after that pat on the back of someone choking on food, that Australia has never accepted the HEIMLICH MANOEURVE (I saved my mom doing that manoeurve when she chocked on beef in a restaurant, I did pop out her dentures too on the first thrust lol), I still had fun to the end!

Here's a list of some of other miniseries on AcornTv I've enjoyed in the past 3-4 weeks. May have forgotten a few.

Nothing Trivial (great acting but because of the racism, homophobia and what happened to those dogs, i rated this New Zealand film 5 stars instead of 10 stars) Mount Pleasant The Sounds The Loch Misfits (couldn't finish it after S3) The Nest The Other One Gold Digger The Drowning.(ridiculous but I couldn't stop watching)
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Misfits (2009–2013)
7/10
Shockingly Good!
20 July 2022
I found this series when I checked out what other movies Lauren Socha had been in after watching "The Other One" on AcornTv, and what a surprise! Even though it's not on Acorn or Prime where there aren't any commercial breaks, I'm nevertheless glad it's offered free on FireTv, brief commercial breaks, RokuTv.

I'm currently still being blown away on S2, E4 by the most brilliant British sci-fi, action, drama series ever with a different plot on each episode!

As soon as this feeling starts to dwindle away will be the moment when the obese man sings for me, but for now I'm going to ride this amazingly clever series harder and much longer than that 80yo rode Nathan's bony arss!! Lol What a hilariously jaw dropping moment! WOW!

Okay, back to jumping up on this 'takes my mind off of everything going on in my life' ride! YeeHaw!
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The Sounds (2020)
9/10
Reading reviews, especially the negative ones, have become the icing on the cake of moving watching for me.
13 July 2022
At first, based on the lead actress Rachelle Lefevre wooden acting and odd facial expressions, I wasn't sure if this was worth getting into. So of course I checked here during the 1st episode to see if I was overthinking it, where I read some of the positive reviews, then the negative reviews which confirmed what I was feeling. I actually read most of them up to 5 stars, and 90% said they did not like or finished it because of her acting. Some of them were hilarious, especially 1 review mentioned her "clogging" into scenes right at a moment where I could hear her shoes literally making a clogging sound when she stiffly walked into a room. Lol! And another review commented "Tom's cardboard cutout evil dad" and "cartoonish accountant" played by Emily Piggford "seems to think she's the villain in a kid's show" perfectly characterized both of them, loved it! Hahaha!

Nevertheless, despite enjoying the negative reviews, and disliking both Lefevre and Matt Whelan's characters, and her acting in the beginning, I still ended up absolutely loving this series! I even watched episode 8 2x, 2nd time with subtitles, where I was blown away how, after a closer look, amazing it turned out. I'd read that the ending was an anticlimactic, maybe those people thought it ended at 6 episodes like I thought for moment when it stopped or appeared like a few had mentioned a "cliffhanger"?? The revelations were painfully great, and Lefevre looked so beautiful when she met her hubby on that island, like a young Lucille Ball, her rosey flawless complexion, full lips and thick strawberry blonde hair, just gorgeous. And of course the beautiful New Zealand Islands, the spiritual Mauri People and the couple's yachting lifestyle just took me away.

It was so strange how I felt in the end, before dosing off to sleep, angry with her, then I rewatched episode 8 again first thing this morning, and I had an entirely different view of both her acting and character, I also appreciated the detective's tough exterior better, I'm sure it's because I like cop more, and even more in the end, as well.

All the characters fit perfectly, even that tough female Mauri detective, I really liked her role because she made me think about how New Zealand's Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern handled covid19 for some reason.

I am so glad I'm able to come to my own conclusions after assessing all the ratings, where that last episode tied up this short series in ways I've never enjoyed before, and I'm also happy I finally got Acorn ap.
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Intelligence (2005–2007)
9/10
The last few episodes...
30 June 2022
I would have given this series 10 stars if not for a few episodes, especially the last 2 which became painful to watch in the end, being that they were recycling the same incidents as if they were the first time having those discussions, like when the hooker began to "crack" and needed to see a "psychiatrist" 2x within 30 minutes, and her relationship with a CIA operative, as if he wasn't going to pick up on it after spending 7 days straight with her, and those 2 USA drug dealers meeting with J. R., Ronnie and Bob again to talk about the same thing which ended the same way LOL

And J. R. chunky brother's sketchy personality truly devolving into him actually looking now like a sunken gaunt face tweaker???

Tina the stripper, another government mole and that, married with kids, banker, just disappearing in his club without police checking on them??

And J. R. always carelessly out and about as if he nor Ronnie didn't really care about top drug leaders being on a hit list or J. R. being on a bounty's list, while he's not answering his cell during one of the biggest crisis in his life because he was feeling sowwy for all the crap now weighing down??

I waited all these years to watch this, where if not for the last few ridiculous episodes, I was still able to enjoy this amazingly intense show with good acting.
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Satanic (2016)
3/10
This horror needed viagra!
12 June 2022
It was the most impotent horror possible! The Asian bf played by Justin Chong, and Chloe played by Sarah Hyland should have been called out for being the main reasons they ended up in the middle of this crap, especially muppet head Chloe! If they never picked her up they would have made it to Coachella. Leaving that out was like waiting for viagra to work on a large peen or waiting for a banana to ripen while hungry af! Nothing happen, it just slowly sank to the bottom of the ocean as it stared us in the face as it let out its last bubbles.

The End.
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Safer at Home (2021)
9/10
Not bad.
10 May 2022
This was pretty good, the acting, the plot and the type of couples mix in this type of suspense I so enjoy watching. I mean, Evans made way too many mistakes, but his girl's reaction is what set it off, then of course because drugs are illegal, events like this has actually happened where people panic when they believe while doing drugs one of them has overdosed.

I have to say I am certain why there are so many low ratings, because the TRUTH hurts when you're being reminded of the actual real time CLOWN who claimed it was actually over in 6 months. I loved the footage at the end of that 1 term CLOWN miserably failing as usual during his 4 short years! Lol

Another reasons for the low rating has to do with how backwards a large % the viewers remain when it comes to recognizing how truly diverse our nation has become today. I found the mixer of the couples refreshing, but I also believe in Love thy neighbor no matter the race or sexual orientation because I'm patriotic like that.

But I digress, Evans screwed up, left his girl there to die when he could have just done the right thing in the beginning, but unfortunately, the ending was crap when it came to his interactions with the popo.
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2/10
The only thing real good...
10 April 2022
........about this movie was the blood, and that's why I'm giving it a higher rating than 1 star, everything else was ridiculously unrealistic. The IMDb watch trailer had me thinking the bad guy was about to get my 1st introduction to Asian horror films in 1999 "Audition" treatment, the scene where he appeared to be in a grave pulled me in only to be disappointed over and over again, something which led me to fast forward several scenes of him enjoying getting his murderous fix on more women thanks to that cop not protecting the public from a serial killer. Sounds ridiculous reading that this actually happened in any film except a comedy.

This film was a complete let down all the way up to that ridiculous dialogue about him wanting a psychopath to be scared?

So it gets 2 stars because I Saw Realistic Blood.
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1/10
Shocking!!
3 April 2022
I am absolutely shocked that actor Michael Biehn (Terminator & Alien) has something to do with this trash of a movie! It looks like he's in a few more of these with his talentless wife? And because of this, I will never be able to watch anything he's in again knowing he's sunk this low when it comes to being part of making found footage genre look like something, minus that ridiculous sex scene, 6th graders would put out to the public. He's sunk lower than Eric Roberts and Tom Sizemore, but why, why would he want to be seen like this is the biggest question, just shocking..

I give this crap MINUS 10,000 stars.

Shame on you Biehns!
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Blood Glacier (2013)
6/10
Pretty good dubbed creature feature.
28 March 2022
I watched this flick in 2013 and again 2022.....enjoyed and annoyed the crap out of me, especially their delayed reactions and weird actions for a death 1 man couldn't help but do. I did love that tough MVP old woman, but why would they add some chick in summer clothes running out of nowhere into this movie?! Ridiculous! And what's up with that ending? Stupid!

Overall, great effects, beautiful backdrop, scary with survivors.

Now I need to address something else...most of the reviews on every movie here I am finding extra annoying because most of them begin with the premise we already know. We don't need to reread the dang plot over and over again on every review, we watched the movie or have already read the plot beforehand, where I have to scroll down through your reviews to find what YOU thought about the movie. Why is this a standard thing?

Time to find another creature feature, later!
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The Toybox (2018)
6/10
You need to be in a good mood to watch this.
16 January 2022
Based on 2 of my favorite celebrities, not actresses, I didn't have high hopes for this horror flick, nevertheless, it was still dark, scary and sad..

It was simply a b-horror similar to 70s horror films like Karen Black and Oliver Reed "Burnt Offerings" or Peter Fonda and Warren Oats "Race with the Devil" (okay, I know, the acting was 3x better but you know what I'm saying?).

I just thought it was a good watch because I didn't care much for a family who'd take off on a road trip in an old rickety RV, a family who never worried about their dog, or child playing out of sight behind an RV being worked on, or a sibling barely showing any emotions for her brother.

But those bikers reactions are the reasons I'm now deducting another star because their sketchy behavior did not make any sense..., they were acting like they came upon something valuable in a city limits, not something that appeared to be abandoned in a desert for who knows how long?
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The Deep Ones (2020)
1/10
Pathetic!
18 December 2021
This was baaaaaaaddd, there's a scene of a man being drugged, then deep throated by a fetus creature tentacle hanging out of a pregnant woman?? I cringe now at the thought of watching anything from 2020-2021.. pathetic!
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1/10
Minus -10!!
14 December 2021
Man, oh man, this was baaaaaaad! I mean, seriously baaaaaad! I ended up watching this movie in that tiny fast forward square, that's how booooooringly baaaaaaaad this flick was!

The only Final Wish I got was for this to finally end fast!

"From the creator of Final Destination" that's since become the worst creator of cccrappp on earth!
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