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1. Scream 2
2. Mission: Impossible
3. Alien vs. Predator
4. The Punisher
5. The Abyss
Reviews
Syphon Filter: The Omega Strain (2004)
Mixed feelings about this one
I don't know whether to like this game or not. It's MEGA HARD. This is because it's not like the last three games where it was mostly all shooting, now you do more disarming bombs and using you brain to get through levels which is kinda dumb. I would suggest you buy Syphon Filter 1, 2, or 3. Because you will frustrate yourself with Syphon Filter: the omega strain. It's worth a rental to see if you like the 4th. And by the way there's a fifth game coming which will be called Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow. I hope the fifth isn't like the 4th, I hope they just go back to the way the first three are, which was more of a shooting game.
All in all, I give Syphon Filter: the omega strain a 5 out of 10.
Shark Tale (2004)
The whole movie is pretty boring, except for the ending (no spoilers)
Here's how I rate movies, 1- terrible, 2- fine, 3- good, 4- really good.
This movie is no Finding Nemo that's for sure. This movie's name is Sharkslayer. Through out the movie you get bored until the ending. I promise I won't give away the ending. This movie is about a fish named Oscar (Will Smith) who believes he's a nobody and his friend Angie (Renee Zellweger) is in love with him. In the ocean the crime bosses, sort of like mafia fish, are the sharks. The lead crime boss shark is Don Lino (Robert De Niro) whose son Lenny (Jack Black) doesn't like to eat fish. Don Lino's other son decides to make Lenny eat fish so he makes Lenny try to eat Oscar.
Lenny won't do it, so Don Lino's other son goes after Oscar to eat him and gets killed when an anchor falls on his head. Oscar pretends that he slayed the shark and goes famous underwater, he also befriends Lenny who accepts that Oscar killed his brother. Soon Don Lino figures out that it's Oscar who killed his son and goes after him. And yada, yada, yada. This movie wasn't all that great so go see some other movie. I give Sharkslayer a "1 out of 4". Basically go see something else, like Ladder 49, which is about firemen, I hear that's good, so go see that instead. Bye
Raptor Island (2004)
A very good movie (8 out of 10)
I watched this when it premiered last night and it was great. Good graphics on the raptors, and most of it is all action. Raptor Island is about these terrorists who hold a Navy Seal woman hostage and these soldiers go to the island they're holding her to try and get her back. Eventually they kill most of the terrorists and get the hostage back. But eventually they figure out this is an island infested with raptors, and they've seen the nest. Now the soldiers have three things to worry about; getting eaten by a raptor, getting killed by the last terrorist, and making it to the helicopter that's looking for them in time. I give this movie an 8 out of 10. Watch it and you will be amazed.
Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams (2002)
A terrible sequel to the terrific original
The original spy kids was great, but spy kids 2 will put you to sleep. There's barely any action in it compared to the first. Believe me this movie was terrible, the first was great and spy kids 3 in my head nearly surpasses the original. The third is in 3-d, like many films did at a third, like they made jaws 3-d and now they're making final destination 3-d.
In a 1-10, I give spy kids 2 a 2-10. I give spy kids (original) a 9-10. And I give spy kids 3 an 8-10. When I saw this movie I nearly fell asleep because of corny special effects, and bad acting from the co-stars of this movie (the acting of juni,carmen and their parents were great). Actually Steve Buscemi did a pretty good job with his role. The whole movie was crap. Do not watch spy kids 2, watch spy kids (original) and spy kids 3 instead of this one because they're just better alright.
ABC Afterschool Specials: All That Glitters (1990)
A very good movie about being responsible (spoilers)
I watched this last year in my Home Economics class. It was only an hour long but it is basically short, sweet, and to the point about responsibility. It's about these kids who start entrepreneur program at school and decide to bake cookies to sell. But the main character's friend begins stealing money from the entrepreneur program. And because of this, the main character is losing his BEST FRIEND. It's a very good movie, it also makes an appearance by William H. Macy as a shop clerk. I can assure you that you will like this movie, but I don't know if it's on anymore. The way my teacher showed this to us is that she taped it when it premiered on TV in 1990. Whoever has seen this knows how good this movie was.
The Village (2004)
A no good, disappointing movie
People who see this are going to be very disappointed for spending money for a ticket to see the village. When I first heard about it I thought it would be great, but once I saw it I realized it was terrible. This movie gets a 4 out of 10 from me. You want my opinion, signs was much better and scarier than the village, go rent signs. Because your just going to end up disappointed like me and most of the critics out there are. Basically if you want to see a movie that's not scary, then go see the village. If you want to see something scary, go rent signs. I still think M. Night Shyamalan is an awesome director, just that he should make a better movie next time.