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The Warriors (1979)
The power of the Mime
Couple of questions you have to ask yourself: In the beginning you see a mime gang, now come one, how threatening is a mime gonna be? Secondly all these hardcore gangs are actually getting change and paying for their train tickets, yeah, that's bad-ass that is.
Have to say I was disappointed with this film, especially with the super soft gangs who looked like there where all racing home to mummy, a comfy bed, glass of milk and their teddy bear.
I was expecting a bleak future styling, maybe something along the line of Escape from New York, all I got was the futuristic look of the 70s, allot of empty streets and some subways that always turned up on time.
The only redeeming character was the Baddie Bottle fingers.
Hobgoblins (1988)
Goblin Hobs
Things to look out for
Keeping aliens in a safe with the door thickness of W bush and not locking it.
Inside the safe are 4 hand puppets and an empty theatre
The aliens only look 2 foot tall but actually have amazingly long legs
Watch for the hand that is rocking the car when they are "driving" to the club.
The army chump has a full body burn but then makes an amazing recovery and only needs a bandage on his arm.
The rake fight scene. Amazingly choreographed, must have been John Woo in the early years.
The warehouse they are guarding is a reverse Tardis, consisting of a shed, office and a corridor.
The "chase" scene, God knows how they got away from that speeding golf cart.
How stupid would you have to be to trust someone who wears short shorts all the time with your telephone?
Aliens apparently fly around the universe in toilets
Radiant (2005)
Walk out fest
This movie is simply rubbish. I have to say I am an expert of rubbish movies. I reserve the "1" rating for movies that are rubbish but funny, but this film is just tedious and certainly not crappy in a funny way but crappy in a crappy way. It gets a "2" so those of you out there can distinguish between the ones that will make you laugh and the ones that will make you fall asleep. There are scenes in this movie where the actors are looking at something, their expressions are of amazement and there wide eyes and slack jaws tell the audience that what they are looking at is going to be profoundly amazing, this simply isn't it's just a cupboard or even more desert. It has to be pretty god damn awful for me to walk out, let me tell you, I walked out and so did quite a few people.