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Deep Shock (2003)
Shocking
This has to be the cheapest film made in 21st century. It is all the way low quality, but at the end it falls below... everything. All the cheap tricks - like flashing and darkness - are used to hide those crappy computer effects.
All the actors are below average, especially the main character Anne Fletcher (Simmone Mackinnon). There is a scene, where Anne is asked: "Why you seem so careless?" The correct answer is, because she can't act. No matter what happens (the world is about to be destroyed, her friend is dying, she is fired), she has the same stupid grin in her face.
It is not only the movie, which is B -quality. It is also the back cover description (at least in Finland). The text mentions things like Lorica Gray -vessel, Capital -vessel and main character Garrison Harper and Anna (not Anne) Fletcher. The description sounds like a different movie, both featuring character called Fletcher and sea monsters
In Enemy Hands (2004)
There's only one u-boat movie...
... and it is Das Boot.
The first 30 minutes of the movie is actually quite entertaining. The movie is moving on fast with some action points. Characters are described shallowly. But then IT happens...
***** BEGIN OF A LITTLE SPOILER *****
Once again, yankees are the smart ones and Germans are idiots. It is so predictable what happens after some yankees are captured to German u-boat. Seriously ill yankees gets rid off their handcuffs and beats some Germans. Little unrealistic? At least after hanging 3 days in those...
***** END OF A LITTLE SPOILER *****
I don't know why this film is advertised as "ultra realistic". It is the same bull***t as all Hollywood war movies. Does even yankees themselves appreciate these U-571, U-Boat etc.