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The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission (1988)
Liverpool??????
Another made for TV piece of junk! This is an insult of a war movie (I use the word movie in it's loosest possible form!) I thought Telly Savalas's career had hit rock bottom when he did the voice over on that visit Birmingham video that's shown on Tarrant on TV on a semi regular basis, but then I'd forgot he was involved in this! I'd tried to push it into my subconscious memory, but cable TV brought the memory kicking and screaming out of me!!
I like the bit (laughs sarcastically!) in the film which claims to be a scene from Liverpool in the forties, but it's blatantly a shot of Zagreb Cathedral in the late eighties. Also the steam train the Commando's are training on shows the JZ (Jugoslavia Zeleznice, or Yugoslav state railways) logo's on the side of the locomotive quite clearly, even though the makers have tried to black them out. Why not just film in the UK, if that's where most of the film is set?
Cheap rubbish, and a waste of celluloid!
Haggard (2003)
What the feck???????
I've seen stuff by CKY in the past, and before that, Jackass. This isn't like any of them. A proper story line, and excellent (For a low budget effort) performances from the CKY crew. This is possibly the most childish movie I've ever seen, and I for one bloody well love it! For me though, Brandon Di Camillo makes this movie. Everything from the train set direction scene, to the "Woo do woo, I've come to bring this to you, and see what you, and your crew are gonna do!" scene. It's pure poetry. I say buy this movie, then learn the script, and incorporate it into your everyday life! This is the movie that will shake the very foundations of Hollywood! View it NOW!