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Aces: Iron Eagle III (1992)
Propaganda film of the stupidest type.
whoever thought that this movie was a thing that needed to exist needs to be dragged out of Hollywood and thrown in a stockade. or at least a brig.
Bizarre pro-drug war, wet dream of Monroe-doctrine-humping idiots. cheesy like Velveeta, and not in the good sense. I haven't even finished the movie and I'm already wanting my life back.
the plot is nonsensical, the "twist" is about as bendy as a re-bar, and the characters as believable as three dollar bills. Racial stereotypes are played for their full effect, it's a low point in the career of everyone involved.
hell the planes aren't any good either, which was the best part of the first two.
The only redeeming quality is that it ends. it's biggest flaw is that it starts. save your money on the rental. just grab a stick, sharpen it and poke yourself in the eye repeatedly. it'll be more amusing.
The Green Slime (1968)
Worst movie Ever.
I have seen a number (okay probably most) of the movies on the IMDB Bottom 100, and this is the worst peice of sh*t movie ever. ever. I am shocked and appalled that this movie was not on the 100 worst list at all, much less not topping it. I can prove it on an etch-a-sketch.