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Final Destination 2 (2003)
I love these dumb movies
In this one they had installed the instant car explosion mod from gta. Pretty cool. I mean the movies are dumb and bad but in a very good way. Sorry, your review is too short. It needs to contain at least 150 characters.
Chernobyl (2019)
The best of the best
This is without a doubt top 10 best tv shows ever made. No more needs to be said. Watch it you dumb little monkey with your banana and your camera. Charge your phone. Eat some hot chips. Lie.
The Man in the High Castle (2015)
Its not actually a 1
I mean.. i dont know how to rate this. Its not actually a 1 but it is certainly not an 8 either. How did this get so highly rated? It sucks. Acting is so terrible that you are never engaged, characters are impossible to empathise with and they are more like npcs then people. The story is somewhat interesting and compelling but also littered with plot holes. The worst thing about it is the acting. Absolutely garbage. Never seen such a higly rated show with production value so high and acting to bad.
I feel it is my duty to rate this a 1. It does not deserve to be an 8. It deserves to be more like a 6 or a 7.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Pizza time
Yall ready know what it is
pizza time
words that rhyme
batman laid an egg
aunt may died
and happy cried
and now he lost his bae.
Ohhh
spider man
spider man
spider all the way
oh what fun it is to ride
in a 1 spider open sleigh.
Remember (2015)
It was pretty darn refreshing
Very unique. I liked the dementia thing and I liked how it was sort of childish with the old men playing spies like children but at the same time having hints of horror about an almost untold chapter of history troughout the story. Also cool part with the quarry bombing referencing the bombings during the war. 10 points gryffindor.
The Lodge (2019)
Dude
Actually very dope. Extremely dope. I was entertained and i liked the movie, nay, liked it. As movies go, this was above and beyond. Could you beeee anymore awesome? Im giving this an 8 and i think it deserves it. Compared to the vomited up garbage that flows around in this genre its a masterpiece. Jeff.
Pig (2021)
A masterpiece
Nic is one of the best actors we got and this is one of the best films ive watched. Dang son.
Paranormal Sex Tape (2016)
A cinematic revolution
This film is a masterpiece of paradigmshifting proportions. Now that I have been bestoved with such awe and profundity I can never go back to being just an individual in a human body. The experience was so immense and epic that I trancended this dimension and left for the divine afterlife of eternal infinity. Any physical experience, any experience at all after viewing this gift from god, even a second viewing would be of such dissapointment that I would not want to live. Wow.
Rescue Dawn (2006)
How to fix Rescue Dawn
Now I know that this is a real story with real-life people but if you forget that for a moment then I have an idea for you.
What if, at the end when Dieter is surprised by the crew of the aircraft carrier with applause and cheer, we then cut to Dieter lying in the jungle, delirious, smiling, dreaming and then the film ends.
He dies.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Just awful
I couldent keep watching. Pacing is terrible, acting is terrible, everything is bad.
Over the Garden Wall (2014)
Unbelieveably amazing
Probably the best show of any kind I've ever watched. It's like a darker, better version of adventure time.