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American Horror Story (2011)
Nothing scary about this
The quote that immediately comes to mind after first watching this show comes from Ghostbusters. When Dean Yeager is throwing Dr. Peter Venkman out of the university at the beginning of the movie. He says
"Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable."
Even out of context, this quote is still appropriate for the creators of this show.
HOW do people find this crap scary? Anyone who has ever seen even a bad horror movie should be able to see every plot twist 10 miles away. This show is extremely cliché! Ryan Murphy is trying way too hard!! Some of the greatest horror movies ever made were extremely scary for one reason...they were SIMPLE!! If you are looking for a show that is really scary, or with a really good plot, look somewhere else. However, if you are someone who saw Scream 4 on opening night, and are currently dying to see Paranormal Activity 3, this may be the show for you.
King Kong (2005)
Please don't go and see this movie!!!!!
Oh people, please don't listen to movie critics that get paid to tell you that this movie was good. This was one of the five worst movies I have ever seen. Please don't go waste your time, this movie was just awful. It was way too long and a couple of scenes were just ridiculous. Peter Jackson was lucky to get away with that boring five minutes of music during a blank homosexual stare in Lord of the Rings but it pretty much ruined several scenes of this movie. Also an epic like Lord of the Rings needs to be three hours long, but hey Peter, here's a newsflash for you: it doesn't work with every movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please take my advice and do something more creative with your time, like maybe sticking bamboo shoots up your fingernails.
Destroyer (1988)
WHAT?????????
How can anyone give this movie a good rating???????? This was by far one of the two worst movies I have ever experienced!!!!!! This movie is the tragedy that time has thankfully forgotten and hopefully by the grace of god this movie will never appear again!!!!!!!!!
American Gothic (1987)
Horrible movie
This was one of the two worst movies I have ever seen!!!!!! No one will benefit in any way from this movie, it will only make you less intelligent and more confused than you have ever been. Please stay away and keep you sanity.