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Star Trek: Picard (2020)
Don't worry it was just a bad dream
I got it. The whole show was someone's nightmare, that's why nothing make sense and everyone seems so out of character. I won't consider it. It wasn't real at all.
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Just believe in the negative reviews
This movie worth no stars. But I gave it three stars only because of Dick Van Dyke. He alone worths all the stars but it wouldn't be fair to give any more than 3 for the whole movie. They just missed the mark in almost every way, except fot Van Dyke.
Black Lightning: The Book of Blood: Chapter Three: The Sange (2018)
I give up BL
Finally I decided stop watching Black Lightning. My mom is black, my skin is white. Here in Brazil they consider me white because of the color of my skin. If I was American and lived in USA I would be considered black. That's how ridiculous this labels are. I consider myself an human being like I consider everybody else, regardless of color. That's why I can't understand people who wants to label and categorize each one of us based on some exterior characteristic. I'm not my body. Neither are you. I love superhero stories and Black Lightning has potential but I just can't watch a idiotic stereotyping and racist series. Stop blaming white people and let us all be a part of a label-free human race.
Superlópez (2018)
It's a funny parody
From someone who's never heard about Super Lopez before: I found this movie on Netflix and it's a great entertainment. Fun, light and well done. I'm Brazilian and didn't know this superhero even exist and I found hilarious. I watched with my husband and we both enjoyed it. It's a superhero parody and if you watch it without expectations you'll have some fun, too. I gave it 10 for the effort to make some good parody (and to correct the ratings. This movie doesn't deserve 5,4).
F.R.E.D.I. (2018)
Family friendly
I give this movie 10 stars for the effort to make a family friendly movie with some 80's silliness and joy in our dark and weird world. Pure entertaining. I was a child in the 80's, watched ET, Home Alone (with ridiculous villains - maybe that's why the bad guy acts so goofy, he was supposed to be like some 80's kid's movies villain). There's no SJW nonsense, it's just a bunch of kids doing kid's stuff with a cute robot programmed to help. They're being chased by an evil organization who wants to weaponize it. I watched with my husband and even though the plot was predictable, we had a good time. I hope they make a sequel, coz it ended with a cliffhanger.
Enterprise: Bound (2005)
Better than what we have today
As we're watching Enterprise, Discovery and The Orville simultaneously, I can compare and concluded Enterprise is way better. Even with those green ladies and the green fellow. This episode could be a 6 or 7 if I wasn't comparing to others series. As I am, it seems better. So, I give it 9. Thank you, Discovery and Orville for making me value this old treasure.
The Orville: Nothing Left on Earth Excepting Fishes (2019)
That's what we wanna see
Best episode so far. I was almost giving up on The Orville after the two boring firsts episodes. I'm glad I didn't give up. The show got back to its best.
The Orville: Primal Urges (2019)
It's a soap opera - and a bad one
Lazy written and pretty much a filler. Worst than the previous one (I didn't think it was possible). The Orville came to bring back the spirit of Star Trek and accomplished it perfectly in its first season. What happened? I hope they boldly find their way back from soap opera and return to space exploration.