Reviews

Like probably most of the people who happen to come across this, I thought it was a direct to DVD sequel of the Skeleton Key with Kate Hudson. I've never been more wrong in my life. Even before the movie started just seeing the quality of the opening credits, I said to my girlfriend, this can't be a good sign. But it was definitely a sign of things to come. The opening scene consisted of a guy running down the sidewalk with the DVD of the movie you're supposed to be watching and for some reason his sticks his hair in his mouth and starts talking in an annoying high pitched voice. I was done after that. I skipped ahead a few scenes just because I couldn't believe this was the real movie but it just got weirder and weirder.

I'm still trying to figure out how the heck this garbage ended up on Netflix to begin with. It literally looks like some high school kids were bored and used their mom and dad's for a homework assignment. Skeleton Key 2...HA! Don't fall for the okie doke like we did. -1 star.

Pootie Tang was funny as a 5 minute sketch on the Chris Rock show. But the movie just doesn't work to me. It's like being stuck on a plane next to a guy who keeps telling you the same joke. It goes from being funny to being painful. Chris Rock even admits how bad the movie was. And yes I know you're not supposed to understand him. Wow everything he says sounds like gibberish Sada-Tay Tippy Tow. You're right that just makes me change my entire opinion. This movie was great. *note sarcasm* The only parts that were kind of funny in the movie were at the beginning and the end. I don't want to give any spoilers but the best thing I could probably do for you is spoil it so you aren't tempted to watch it. I love movies and its very rare that I just completely don't like a movie. There's only two that I can think of off the top of my head, one is House of the Dead and the other is Pootie Tang.