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Dear God No! (2011)
Mystery Movie
This is a very good biker and monster mash up that I caught one night at the Clinton Theater in Portland. It only played for one week and then completely disappeared. I haven't been able to find it playing anywhere else which is a real shame. I've told people about it and they think I'm crazy. I am crazy but I'm not lying about this movie. The evil Impaler bike gang takes on a Nazi in one crazy over the top nudity filled killfest. It's a non-stop assault on good taste that even offended, well once, my jaded morality. Baby cannibalism usually does, I'm not all bad. According to the website it has won awards at festivals and sporadically played in a few cities. Hopefully it will be available on DVD soon. This would make the ultimate in-law repellent. Something I always crave.
Run! Bitch Run! (2009)
Not that bad.
If you rent or buy a film called Run Bitch Run, then you know what your getting into. It's true to the title and that's what is important. This would make a good triple bill with Street Trash and Dear God No!
Yeah, it's cheap but isn't that the point? Much better than 99% of the crap Hollywood makes. I can't believe how many people are complaining about this movie. Just order a pay-per-view CGI spectacle and let the rest of us enjoy our trash already.
Grab some booze and popcorn and enjoy it for what it is. If you want art go to a museum.
See it.