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A True Story. Based on Things That Never Actually Happened. ...And Some That Did. (2013)
Not Good - Mr. Peepers vs. George Michael Bluth
Don't be fooled by the 6.6 on IMDb. This movie is not good. I understand having to stretch $40K to make a decent film is hard, but the fact that Fife is even in this movie is a joke. His speech impediment is distracting, and the fact that they cast Cerie (30 Rock) as his (Michael Cera and Chris Kattan's lovechild) ex is a travesty. What a waste of a pretty face.
To its credit, the sound in this movie is great. Fife's older brother did a great job in that regard. The cinematography is actually pretty good. The script and the acting, though, are too bad to overcome. The claims that this duo is anti-establishment and "stuck it to the man" are grossly misstated. The man doesn't buy these guys' brand of humor because it's not funny.
American Idiots (2013)
I wish I could get back those 20 minutes
Yeah, only watched the movie for 20 minutes. It is the most disjointed, nonsensical film I've had the pleasure of starting in years.
To the executive producers who bankrolled this film: I hope that $750K was worth being an actor/actress in a feature-length presentation.
To the writer, Schitty: you should've stayed at LSU.
To the director: stick to accounting.
The first 6 scenes in this movie do nothing to set a stage or develop characters...they exists solely to push played-out jokes onto us (Porky's, etc). The transitions/editing is also pretty horrible.
Don't bother watching this film because you're curious. You'll regret any minute wasted...I do.
The Last Exorcism (2010)
It's like the "Chairman of the Board" of horror flicks
Shame on you, Eli. I am a huge horror fan, and went to the midnight screening of this movie the day it came out. Your lack of a good, even decent, ending to this movie ruined my night. I sat through the slow first 60 minutes of the movie, giving you the benefit of the doubt. I thought, "Maybe this is going to pick up and turn awesome." Yeah, it didn't. It didn't even turn mediocre. You and the studio execs that green-lighted this film must be in it for the cash flow, because as a work of "art," this is on par with finger-paintings that I did when I was 2. It sucks. Complete garbage. How this film is at 6 stars is beyond me. I want to bring it down to reality, which is probably in the 3 to 4 range. How many idiots out there really think that the ending you came up with made this movie interesting? It was shitty...you have a problem. All I have to say is, "FU, Eli Roth."