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The Inquisitor is one of the best episodes of Red Dwarf through all 10 series. I am a massive Red Dwarf fan and The Inquisitor is one of my all time episodes.

The Red Dwarf Crew encounter The Inquisitor, a droid who lived to the end of time itself, and only then it figured there is no god and no afterlife. And so, The Inquisitor invented a time machine and travels throughout history and challenges every person who Ever lived to justify why they deserve to live and what they have done to lead a worthwhile life. Each person who wasted their life is then erased from history and replaced with another version of yourself who never got the chance to live. This proves to be bad for the Dwarfers as Lister and Kryten are erased and have to put things right before they are permanently deleted.

As there are no reviews for Man Down i thought i might get it started.

Man Down is a good new Chanel 4 comedy staring Greg Davies from the Inbetweeners. It started off brilliantly with huge laughs, but by episode 3 it has lost its touch. Episodes 1 & 2 Were very well written and incredibly funny but episode 3 seems to have lost its touch. Some scenes were funny but the rest of the episode seemed like it was written last minute. Rik Mayall plays a brilliant part as the Dad who constantly plays practical jokes on his son. Overall i will still watch but i cant see a second series coming anytime soon'

6/10

Red Dwarf is arguably the best TV comedy that has ever been made. I was born in 1998 and thanks to my father i grew up with this brilliant show. The JMC ship Red Dwarf is a mining ship. Dave Lister, the lowest crew member on board is put into suspended animation to save his pet cat. He is awaken 3 million years later by the ships computer, Holly as a radiation leak wiped out the entire crew and the radiation had to be at a safe level before he could be released. Now he is the last human alive, along with the hologram of his dead bunkmate who he despises and the cat, a creature who evolved from Frankenstein. Along the series the crew face different problems and adventures along with a mechanoid Kryten who was saved from his ship in series 2. This is one of the all time TV shows that has ever been made and is a cult following all over the world.

4 London friends, Bacon (Jason Statham), Tom (Jason Flemyng), Eddy (Nick Moran) and soap (Dexter Fletcher) each put together £25,000 to play a game of cards with local gangster Hatchet Harry (P.H. Moriarty) in an attempt to make easy money, but Harry and his ruthless associate Barry the Baptist (Lenny McLean) cheat and Eddy ends up owing Harry £500,000. The four friends then have 7 days to come up with the money. Meanwhile Barry hires 2 scousers (Victor McGuire) to steal 2 valuable shotguns for Harry. The scousers accidentally sell them to Nick the Greek (Stephen Marcus) who sells them to Tom. Meanwhile local villain Dog (Frank Harper) and his gang steal £500,000 of cash and a lot of weed plants from some local drug dealers. This then gets stolen by Bacon, Ed, Tom and Soap who live next door. Nick the Greek then attempts to sell the plants to other local gangster Rory Breaker (Vas Blackwood) unknown the plants actually belong to him and the dealers just sell it and grow it. A bloody shootout between them and Dog's gang leaves everybody dead. The money is given to Harry by his henchman Big Chris (Vinnie Jones) and his son Little Chris (Peter McNicholls). Harry and Barry then gets killed by the Scousers for Harry's shotguns thinking they belong to Barry. They are then killed as they kill Barry and Harry. Tom then steals the money back but is soon robbed by Big Chris and his son, Just after He kills Dog for holding his son hostage. The film ends with Tom about to throw the shotguns into the river as Soap, Bacon and Ed try to stop him after learning the guns true value. A brilliant British Film.

Seth Gecko (George Clooney) has been sprung out of prison by his brother Richie Gecko (Quentin Tarantino) and the pair have robbed a bank which has left numerous police officers, Texas rangers and civilians dead. After blowing up a small shop and murdering 2 more people the pair embark to a motel to figure a plan to get across the border to Mexico to meet up with a criminal contact of theirs. After discovering an ex priest (Harvey Keitel) on holiday with his children (Juliet Lewis and Ernest Liu) in a camper van they kidnap them and force them to drive across the border into Mexico and once the deal is done they will be free to go. They visit a strip club called "The Titty Twister" to meet with their contact. After fighting the staff outside and inside they discover that everyone who works at the club are vampires and they lure in bikers and truckers as prey. As they fight to survive until the morning who will die and who will survive..... From Dusk Till Dawn?

I never started watching this until last year and i absolutely loved it so i bought the box set for £20 from ASDA. I am 15 but i love the 1980s very much. I love the music, the fashion and the era itself. I also then watch Life on Mars and i equally loved it. DCI Gene Hunt is one of the most iconic TV detectives of all time. I don't think i have ever seen anyone like him and Phillip Glenister plays him absolutely fantastically. The final scenes i found moving as Chris, Ray, Shaz and Alex all say goodbye to Gene Hunt before they all pass off into heaven. The plot at the end i also thought was completely brilliant as the idea that there are 2 different worlds in which when police officers die or are severely injured end up in this other world in which Gene Hunt is there to pass the people into heaven. This is a brilliant show with a brilliant storyline and ending all in all 100% class.

Quadrophenia is one of the best films i have ever seen. As me and my family are MODs we love this film. I am only 15 and when i first watched this film it instantly went to the top of my favorite films list. I own over 350 films and counting and this film is the top of my list. In my opinion you need to be a MOD or have an understanding of the concept of MODs and Rockers to fully appreciate this film. The film follows on the Who's 1973 album Quadrophenia which tells the story of Jimmy, a young MOD popping pills and out with his scooter riding mates. Phil Daniels gives a powerful performance as Jimmy with Sting as the Ace Face, the MOD who Jimmy idolized until he finds he is nothing but a bell boy in a hotel and is a nobody. In my opinion the end scene with Jimmy on the ace faces Vespa riding across the cliffs of Brighton with the Who's song I've had enough playing. This is one of the most powerful scenes in film history and i absolutely love it. Love, Reign o'er me. 10 stars out of 10 easy.

This film looked quite good when i first learned about it but as soon as i watched it i thought that was the most wasted 1 and a half hours of my life. I thought the plot was dreadful and how many schools have security guards anyway? I know for a fact i am not the only person who thought it was crap as i leaned it to my friend the next day and he said exactly the same as me. I am glad i only paid £1 for this rubbish as i would be mad if i would of paid more for such a rubbish film. Usually i enjoy films as i own over 350 but this was dreadful. I did not only feel disappointed by this film but i also felt quite uneasy about this film as people are murdering school teachers for no other reason than for fun. Even a poor security guard is locked in a bin and set on fire and i felt who would do that. I know it is only a film but i found it disturbing. This film is one of Britain's worst films ever made. Anyone who is planning on watching this film should have second thoughts about this film.