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Paintball (2009)
This story Paint(balls) one hell of a picture
When I sat down with my six kids aged between 3-12 I had no idea what to expect. I certainly was not expecting it to be such a adrenaline fuelled, heart stopping masterpiece. I am not ashamed that I shed a tear, as did the rest of my family, at the end of this movie. No one can stay dry eyed throughout this movie. This film depicts a chilling yet oh so real account of the dangers of paint balling and I can guarantee you that now my eyes have been opened to this nightmarish past-time neither me nor my children will be going paint balling in the near future. There is no doubt about it that this is the best film ever to come from the awe inspiring mind of visionary director Daniel Benmayor and I can tell you now there is some stiff competition. If you want a film which will make you feel sad, scared, happy, confused, horny, overwhelmed, jealous and surprised then Paintball is most definitely the film for you. Please watch this film and spread the message that this film conveys. Thank you for taking time to read my review. From our most humble and obedient servant Michael J White
School of Rock (2003)
Breast m00vie i have ever seen
After watching this highly unrealistic film recently I decided not to let my two children: Nicholas (aged 7) and Roderick (age 5) see it. I highly doubt that this situation would ever occur. Even if it did, when Jack Black spells his name wrong in front of the class and the headmistress. It is more than likely that the headmistress would see him as inadequate teacher for these highly intellectual children. But however for some reason she does not replace him. Then the a very strong issue which is the main reason why my two children will not be viewing this film. The issue of paedophilia comes up. I quote 'Your children have touched me and I am pretty sure I have touched them' At this point I felt a real sense of sickness in my stomach. Now I do not want my children or your children to be affected by this monstrosity of a film. It is also made quite apparent that this Jack Black holds very little acting talent. I believe that this film could of been really something if for instance all Paedophile issues were removed and if someone like Al Pacino, a very talented actor took the lead role. I can't understand why the writer Mike White (not me or any relation would write the part to entail Jack Black)
If you are looking for a film for your children do not choose this as it is to unrealistic. I would suggest a more realistic film for example 'The Lost Weekend' starring Ray Milland. I hope you found this review helpful. Keep your children safe