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Spy (2015)
The bad reviews are funnier than the movie
All the bad reviews have one thing in common, saying this is for children or people under 30 or whatever. Well I only saw this movie because my 60+ parents told me it was hilarious. At 32 I also found it a bit juvenile but I was literally laughing the entire movie. So what if it was childish? It is a comedy and hilarious. If people can't understand why this has over a 7 rating then those people all have a terrible sense of humor as funny is funny and no amount of cursing or other offensive things will take away the funny.
If you have a sense of humor at all and aren't easily offended then you will die laughing at this movie regardless of your age or sex. If your sense of humor is non existent and are easily offended then simply don't watch this movie, but know that you are the minority as the rating of this movie will prove that.
The Cold Light of Day (2012)
Not as bad as reviewers put it
First let me confirm some of the negative reviews. Sigourney Weaver did a terrible acting job this entire movie but I believe that was the point since she was the bad guy.
This movie is an Action/Thriller. Not a Comedy, not a Drama, not a Romance or even a Suspense... So don't go in it thinking it should be any of those or YOU WILL BE disappointed. As far as Action goes, it had tons of it, as far as Thriller goes, it was very thrilling. I gave this 7 stars because it delivered what I thought it should have.
Some compared it to a bad Bourne Trilogy but let me tell you it is nothing like that series as for 1. The main character has his memory and does not have super powers and 2. He has no training whatsoever making it more believable than the silly Bourne Trilogy. Bruce Willis did a fine acting job and even the main star showed he has promise.
Imo, this is just a nice short feel good thriller that had no other job to fulfill and thus it didn't. You will not like this if you go thinking it is anything but that.
Pros: Lots of action and a decent thriller
Cons: Poor acting, no substance or drama
Still better than reviewers say, but reviews make or break a movie and thus this one wont get seen by many people at all, but such is the life of a movie.