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Reviews
Mondo Bondo (1997)
Not my bag.
I just don't get the goth thing. Why do people think a graveyard, and some tied up tits from aneroxic pasty chicks is enjoyable? This rates a 7 on the cheese-o-meter and a 10 on the suffering b****rd scale. Strictly for those who think Winona Ryder in Beatlejuice was hot, and ignore the true classic beauty of a Sophia Loren. Idiotic!
Honeybee (2001)
I was hitting myself to stay awake.
Inconsequential, bumbling tale, dreadfully shot, and shoddily directed. A very frustrating viewing experience that tells a painfully predictable story in a painfully cliche way. I wanted to like this one, but the finger kept hitting the fast forward button. The cast is totally wasted here, and looks lost from the direction or lack of it. I don't blame any of the actors here, but the crew are clearly not cut out for the business. The intentions may be there, but the skill is not. The lack of black film product in the market is the only reason why this is in distribution. That's a shame, because this pretty much sets independent black film back about 3-5 years.