So, Jennifer Lopez plays...
wait, that isn't right. Jennifer Lopez TRIES to imagine how to act (extremely poorly) a hysterical conservative woman with terrible hair and painfully bad attempts at showing any emotion. So the entire movie is a silly, cringy temper tantrum and screeching match against ChatGPT, and "Atlas" is stuck inside a giant robot that's hosting the AI. Yeah. I think I got it right this time.
Whole thing takes place on imaginary planet and the goal is to fight human-looking AI baddies.
So, it's supposedly a science fiction movie. But there's zero "science" in this fiction, whoever wrote that has no imagination, no idea how anything in the world works, from air to gravity to technology. So entire movie is just full of tired, uninspired, unrealistic "sci-fi" mumbo-jumbo, like "ion bombs" and "plasma blades", flying cars and planet-wide force fields, that's supposed to impress the viewer via heavy usage of CGI. (Which, by the way is pretty decent.)
But that's only decent thing about this 2-hour tour in lack of creativity and original thoughts. It's a movie written by a clear idiot and meant to impress idiots. But I somehow doubt it succeeded.
One star for not being a superhero movie, one for CGI. That's all I can offer.
wait, that isn't right. Jennifer Lopez TRIES to imagine how to act (extremely poorly) a hysterical conservative woman with terrible hair and painfully bad attempts at showing any emotion. So the entire movie is a silly, cringy temper tantrum and screeching match against ChatGPT, and "Atlas" is stuck inside a giant robot that's hosting the AI. Yeah. I think I got it right this time.
Whole thing takes place on imaginary planet and the goal is to fight human-looking AI baddies.
So, it's supposedly a science fiction movie. But there's zero "science" in this fiction, whoever wrote that has no imagination, no idea how anything in the world works, from air to gravity to technology. So entire movie is just full of tired, uninspired, unrealistic "sci-fi" mumbo-jumbo, like "ion bombs" and "plasma blades", flying cars and planet-wide force fields, that's supposed to impress the viewer via heavy usage of CGI. (Which, by the way is pretty decent.)
But that's only decent thing about this 2-hour tour in lack of creativity and original thoughts. It's a movie written by a clear idiot and meant to impress idiots. But I somehow doubt it succeeded.
One star for not being a superhero movie, one for CGI. That's all I can offer.
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