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Monsters of California (2023)
A bad scooby doo movie without the dog
I came across this movie while browsing UFO threads on Reddit. It seemed to hide clues and revelations about the whole UAP and alien affair.
Well, imagine watching a bad episode of Scooby-Doo, minus the dog, with four teenagers stumbling upon mysteries they generally escape from by literally running away. So, the first survival lesson: run.
The dialogues, moreover, are nothing short of comical. Forced humor and comedic pauses, including the old stoner friend trick.
The funny thing, though, is to notice how some dialogues are actually meant to be revealing: the movie changes its mood, and you witness a dialogue pasted there, almost randomly, that seems like a script taken from some conspiracy-minded mind.
Fall (2022)
So stupid because it's clever
This movie is depicting dumb people taking stupid decisions facing one of the biggest fears of humankind: heights.
The more you think "oh don't!" watching it the more this movie shows its purpose.
It's the kind of movie where anyone can predict the 99% of the story, as the shark's ones, but it's like a roller coster, you know what's coming but it's for the thrills.
The "emotional" parts are totally skippable but they're there to call this video a movie.
The story is just flat and the characters are very shallow, but nonetheless is freaking scary because the real protagonist, the vertigo feeling, is brutally pervading every scene.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Entertainment for simple minds.
A movie about a bunch of idiots that, instead of bombing the alien mothership before the start of the war, they go back in time to get more soldiers.
Lol.
Possessor (2020)
How to make daddy proud!
Definitely a "Cronenberg" movie: fascinating, disturbing and surprising.
3 from Hell (2019)
Cringy from Hell
Terrible in any possibile way.
I really loved Zombie's music can't say the same about these glorified exercises he want to present as movies. The package "movie" is there but it's hideous from the very start.
Can't stand no more to useless comic-like dialogues or his 50 years old wife trying to be a 30ish hot girl.
Watching those actors actually doing a decent acting job and follow exotic weird gory events without any background or any vague sense of reality is just pain and cringy as hell.
Go read some books of medicine or psychology, the entire story looks written by some 10 years old boy with a gibberish approach to anything real.
Should I talk about the hardcore fans that will never accept he just sucks at being a director and a writer?
Go back to music and work on Astrocreep 2020.
Lost (2004)
Greatest waste of time of all times!
You can just watch the first episodes and the last, anything in between is just a sequence of nonsense facts, flashbacks and stories that doesn't help you to solve the mistery.... and the mistery itself is so cheap and stupid you'll feel ashamed with yourself about the time you waste watching this series.
Black Panther (2018)
Can't believe the positive reviews
It's really bad. Boring and hideous story, nothing really enjoyable, not even the hero himself.
A superhero movie that looks like a weird mashup between Coming to America and Stargate.
With Kendrick Lamar songs.
And definitely not funny.