This film can be looked at in one of two ways:
1. Sober, or in the unfortunate position of having paid money to watch it.
This is indisputably one of the worst films the 90s ever produced (and it had plenty of competition). The acting is beyond wooden, the plot is laughable, and it's no wonder it was nominated for 4 Razzies.
2. Very drunk, with equally drunk friends.
This is quite possibly the best film in the world. Seagal can do anything - play guitar, fly a plane, save the world, build a porch - but all you will be able to do is stare in fixated disbelief at his hair. Is it real? How does he make it blacker than the 2001 monolith? Is that a ponytail, or a real tail? Do they form some kind of symbiotic crime-fighting partnership that gifts Steven his amazing powers?
Overall, 2 stars for making "you can fix my porch" one of my favourite movie euphemisms of all time.
1. Sober, or in the unfortunate position of having paid money to watch it.
This is indisputably one of the worst films the 90s ever produced (and it had plenty of competition). The acting is beyond wooden, the plot is laughable, and it's no wonder it was nominated for 4 Razzies.
2. Very drunk, with equally drunk friends.
This is quite possibly the best film in the world. Seagal can do anything - play guitar, fly a plane, save the world, build a porch - but all you will be able to do is stare in fixated disbelief at his hair. Is it real? How does he make it blacker than the 2001 monolith? Is that a ponytail, or a real tail? Do they form some kind of symbiotic crime-fighting partnership that gifts Steven his amazing powers?
Overall, 2 stars for making "you can fix my porch" one of my favourite movie euphemisms of all time.
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