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Standing Ovation (2010)
Painful, Atrocious and just bad
My friends and I have a thing called "Bad Teen Movie Night" where we get together after work and watch a marathon of bad teen movies. Upon seeing the title and description we were fully prepared for an awful film, which was what we expected going into it. What we got was one of the poorest excuses for a film I've ever seen.
The two main problems were the clichés and the fact that there were too many plot lines.
You've got a group of 11 year olds who are running around NYC by themselves trying to win a million dollars. The only way they are getting around is because the lead girls alcoholic/gabbling/Irish caricature Grandfather who steals rent money drives them around, leaving our poor heroine to have to act like the adult at 11 years old. Not only that but there's a pint sized Al Capone wannabe whose trying to find a man who stole 90k from her dad ten years ago. Armed with her snakes, poison and eels she gets her answers. These two stories intermingle the entire time for no reason at all while the girls do an assortment of other random things. Such as star in a commercial, battle the evil "wiggies" and compete for the million dollar prize.
If that's not silly enough there are a number of things that baffle me beyond belief. There's a young character named Alana who wanders around with no supervision from her father. In one scene the girls are in a night club despite not being old enough to drive. And of course an assortment of spineless adult characters who let the little brats do as they please.
During the film the girls compete against another group of older, much more talented girls named the "Wiggies" for the money. And honestly? We were all rooting for the wiggies. The sign of a truly terrible movie is one where you refuse to root for the hero. The icing on the cake is that when they find the man that stole the 90K from the little gangster wannabe, not only is he head of the contest the girls entered, he is the main girls father who ran away years ago. (Did I forget to mention her mother is dead and her dad bailed?)
But it's all okay. Because in the end he brings Christmas IN JULY, I wish I was making this up, and buys her affection.
I wish I could give this movie a lower rating than a 1. The songs aren't all bad, most are rather catchy. It was the plot/story itself and bad acting that made this movie cringe worthy. Arguably the worst movie i've ever seen in my life.