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The Departed (2006)
Disheartening
A pointless parade of annoying antagonists. The absurdly high percentage of people who were thoroughly "entertained" by this soulless grotesquerie tells me way more than I want to know about the sordid state of our society. Yikes.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Embarrassing
Truly embarrassing and annoying. One star for the visual artists involved, maybe another half star for the tiny bit of amusement proffered by the Flash kid. Beyond that, it was a carnival of clichés, poorly presented. The nauseatingly lame scenes of attempted emotional manipulation abetted by hackneyed symphonic swelling, the painful illogic in the battles, the many absurd moments of Vogue-worthy posing and gazing whose only merit was their giving an occasional break from the dully delivered dialogue seemingly written by ten year olds to appeal to five year olds - it all added up to a grotesquerie of excess and artlessness. Plus, if I ever see one more super-thing land in a dramatic crouch and pause a moment before completing their urgent task so that the camera can absorb all of the contrived "coolness" on display, it will be WAY the freak too soon.
Reno 911! (2003)
Reboot error (Season 7)
I was a bit excited to see that there would be more of Reno 911 after all of these years, but after making it 4 episodes in to season 7, my main thought has been "it's a good thing these episodes are only 7 minutes long". My most generous assessment would be "weak".
Force of Nature (2020)
Yeesh.
Freaking horrendous. Seriously. Don't know if someone was truly excited about the story (unimaginable) and then created this sloppy telling of it or if it was a dashed off tax write-off as several have suggested, but either way the biggest fools were those of us who watched till the end.