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Halo: Onyx (2024)
Hear me out....
Ok, I gave this a solid 2/10, I know, that's 1 too high, but I have a theory......
The writers have cunningly sucked us in with the complete bull that is Kwans story, had Master Chief beaten up by a girl, still entertaining Soren and his God awful miserable wife as an interesting storyline (really dislike Bokeem Woodbine as an actor, a permanent smirk on his face, which has no right to be there when you look at his filmography) because......there all going to die just before they get to Halo!!
Cortana will be united with MC again and all will be perfect!
Because surely, Perez and Kwan won't become Spartans because that's complete nonsense, isn't it.......
On a final note, I 100% believe Master Cheif conveys just as much emotion with his helmet on, so for God's sake screw it to his head when he reaches Halo!
Halo: Aleria (2024)
Tedious
Last episode was good, though as is always stated, not the Master Chief we love. However I'm beginning to accept the whole 'No Helmet' thing.
This episode though adds absolutely nothing to the story we want in my honest opinion.
Why the insistance on story lines of made up characters is beyond me. There's so so much to work with you could get about 10 seasons out of it!
Nobody really cares about Madrigal!
Makee is another pointless addition to add unnecessary dialogue for the covenant, just use a damn Prophet!
Get to Halo, have some battles, discover the Flood and enough of this nonsense!!
Black Noise (2023)
Utter garbage
It seems Alex Pettyfer has plummeted to the depths of despair in his career....
Truly awful movie with undoubtedly the worst Special forces team on the planet, facing an enemy whose only real threat appears to be a high powered dog whistle and the ability to make the camera man appear to have a seizure!
Your never quite sure what the 'enemy' even is, I guess you could say it's Alien however it's just appears to be a guy in black clothes and a weird hat on.
It always amazes me that at some point, some writers , directors and actors got round a table and probably thought this movie was a good idea, who even funds this crap??
I sat through the whole thing, my wife isn't speaking to me now, so I took one for the team so you don't have to. Your welcome!
Hostile Territory (2022)
If Hallmark did a western
Don't be fooled folks, badly acted and with a budget of about $12....
However, if you like wasting time feel free to indulge.
The high reviews are clearly from the casts parents.
Black Summer (2019)
Utterly ridiculous.
4 episodes in, and to be honest its without doubt one of the most painful viewing experiences I've ever endured!
Firstly, how come everyone can understand the Korean girl, even though she speaks zero English? Hell, she can even navigate better than the guy who claimed 'I grew up around here'!
In fact, the more I think about all the crap I'm realizing I can't be bothered! You'll see, trust me!
I hope the zombies win, I truly do.