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The Expanse (2015)
Probably one of the best sci-fi's in a long time but
This is such a great show nothing but a pleasure to watch for the first two seasons. All the sudden season 3 expanded into some type of gay soap opera not only is there a female lesbian couple but now their biracial and it doesn't need to be like that why are they pushing this on us? There's definitely some agenda in place and knowing IMDb they probably will not post my review because of what I'm saying right now. Let's all step back for a second because there is definitely something wrong with making this all right.
The Expanse (2015)
Probably one of the best sci-fi's in a long time but
This is such a great show nothing but a pleasure to watch for the first two seasons. All the sudden season 3 expanded into some type of gay soap opera not only is there a female lesbian couple but now their biracial and it doesn't need to be like that why are they pushing this on us? There's definitely some agenda in place and knowing IMDb they probably will not post my review because of what I'm saying right now. Let's all step back for a second because there is definitely something wrong with making this all right.
The Expanse (2015)
Probably one of the best sci-fi's in a long time but
This is such a great show nothing but a pleasure to watch for the first two seasons. All the sudden season 3 expanded into some type of gay soap opera not only is there a female lesbian couple but now their biracial and it doesn't need to be like that why are they pushing this on us? There's definitely some agenda in place and knowing IMDb they probably will not post my review because of what I'm saying right now. Let's all step back for a second because there is definitely something wrong with making this all right.
The OA (2016)
let's all put our minds together and envision what we want to happen.
Someone mentioned they were upset that there would not be a third season. Everyone should keep in mind that this is happened numerous times with other Series and if Netflix drops it Amazon could pick it up and so forth. So let's not get upset and instead complain and either right to Netflix or rate Amazon considering if they are in competition and I've already seen this happen with other Series has like an expansion it was cancelled and then picked up by another Network and this has happened in other scenarios as well so let's all put our minds together and envision what we want to happen.
Shaft (2019)
Definitely better than I thought it would be
This was definitely a good film and if you like the shaft movies you'll definitely enjoy this one. I hope that they make some more of them using the Son and it was just an all-around fun film to watch.
Rocketman (2019)
I'm not sure why they made it a sing-along Musical.
The hugest problem with this movie is that they simply screwed up. If you compare it to Bohemian Rhapsody this is a flop. Elton characters played beautifully but between all of the beautiful takes there are these ridiculous sing along songs and it simply rooms the film to the point where it is almost unwatchable. Acting is phenomenal everything is phenomenal but for some reason some idiot up top decided let's let the cast sing along through the movie instead of just showing him on stage singing the greatest songs of all time we have to listen to him play with other people in nightclubs and so forth singing songs with him which does not make any sense. I was so disappointed that the talent they brought to this film was ruined by the direction that they followed and we can only blame the director and the screenwriter for this mishap. What were they thinking they should be fired and no one should ever talk to them ever again they should probably die in an unmarked grave when they get old and gray.
Rocketman (2019)
I'm not sure why they made it a sing-along Musical.
The hugest problem with this movie is that they simply screwed up. If you compare it to Bohemian Rhapsody this is a flop. Elton characters played beautifully but between all of the beautiful takes there are these ridiculous sing along songs and it simply rooms the film to the point where it is almost unwatchable. Acting is phenomenal everything is phenomenal but for some reason some idiot up top decided let's let the cast sing along through the movie instead of just showing him on stage singing the greatest songs of all time we have to listen to him play with other people in nightclubs and so forth singing songs with him which does not make any sense. I was so disappointed that the talent they brought to this film was ruined by the direction that they followed and we can only blame the director and the screenwriter for this mishap. What were they thinking they should be fired and no one should ever talk to them ever again they should probably die in an unmarked grave when they get old and gray.
The Shadow Line (2011)
This is definitely a 4-star show and I would love to give it and stars
The shadow line probably one of the best written Grandma crime series that you can watch it is the most impressive thing I've ever seen on television and need to see this most serious way. There's just something about this show that will blow your mind it's only a shame that we don't have more television quite like this but I'll tell you one thing if you watch this you will definitely leave a comment stating how much you love this show the show is more than the show but it is a view into what governments will go to. I just hope everyone gets a chance to watch it and it doesn't get lost in all of the other television that is out there their greatest Network that ever existed in my opinion next to Nexflix. When I say Netflix their programming is incredible and it is all definitely based buy big Hollywood production companies so you're not watching some type of show that is just made by a small budget these are actually movie written shows that could be actual movies as if that makes any sense LOL I hope everyone gets a chance to watch it and the text that I'm writing get Steam hopefully lots of times I give this show 10 stars and I know that isn't a number that they give out for TV series or even movies but this show has it all and the actor Chris Rhea is phenomenal along with all the other actors that are in the series it is only a series but yet it feels like the greatest movie you've ever watched like a bomb film on steroids and Back Again please watch but do so at your own apparel because it is that great.
Catch-22 (2019)
I'm writing this review and I don't have the time but it'll be good
Okay so they definitely need to put a new category in when it comes to comedy shows. There are comedies and then there are light comedies. This is a light comedy with great action and great acting and great drama. So when you see comedy like when I see it I usually flip the page to something more of an action-based thriller or drama. Yet there is a section that should be named in all of these sections and that is like comedy with action and all the other great things then an action movie has. So I am DB needs to get off their ass and put in a new section that pertains to films or television series or shows that have light comedy aspects. They're not annoying like Tammy Faye comedy and all that other ridiculous s*** that people don't want to see if you don't like comedy. This movie or series is more of an action series with light comedy aspects that's why they need to put in a new category. Anyways everyone will enjoy this show it's really well done the special effects and the real effects are top of the notch. So try to catch this show while you can and give it a good rating cuz it deserves one.
Warrior (2019)
Definitely weird acting and it is nothing like Gangs of New York in Chinatown
Perfectly honest so far it's not very good yes I am still been faithful and I'm at episode 3. I watch a lot of television and I will tell you right now without a shadow of a doubt this show is not what you are going to think it is. Someone said games in New York needs China or something to that effect but it's nothing like that at all it's really poorly done and even the acting was really oddball if these people were supposed to have just got off the boat it sound more American than any American you would see on television today something is really off about this show and I think everyone should know that. So therefore I'm not going to lie to you and I'm going to give you the honest-to-god backs
Warrior (2019)
Definitely weird acting and it is nothing like Gangs of New York in Chinatown
Perfectly honest so far it's not very good yes I am still been faithful and I'm at episode 3. I watch a lot of television and I will tell you right now without a shadow of a doubt this show is not what you are going to think it is. Someone said games in New York needs China or something to that effect but it's nothing like that at all it's really poorly done and even the acting was really oddball if these people were supposed to have just got off the boat it sound more American than any American you would see on television today something is really off about this show and I think everyone should know that. So therefore I'm not going to lie to you and I'm going to give you the honest-to-god backs
The Haunting of Sharon Tate (2019)
her huge nostrils.
The movie is what it is. I can't say much about it cuz I was not there. What I will say I've looked at many a pictures of Sharon Tate who was absolutely gorgeous and what I can say is that when she styled her eyebrows like everyone should, they went to the actual point of where her eye is and that is how old woman's eyebrows should be styled it's something to do with symmetrical Beauty. I know nowadays girls are making their eyebrows bushy rather than their Birds but that is not the right way to do it unless your face does not accept it your eyebrows should always go to the point of your eye and by not doing this they ruined the whole look of Hilary Duff who could probably very well be a clone of Sharon Tate and made her not look genuine. The makeup was great the eyebrow extensions worked but the eyebrows were so close together and Sharon Tate never wore her eyebrows like that. On top of all of what I just said Hilary Duff has two different sized nostrils if you are a good director you will not film up her nose knowing that her nose is very imperfect. If I was directing something and saw that I could leave out the fact that my main star had a huge mole underneath her one knows hole but you couldn't see it as long as you didn't film straight up her nose then that's what I would do film it properly. If you look at Hilary Duff's knows she has one huge nostril and one little nostril which isn't anything to cry out about but if you're making a movie let's try to get things accurate right? So for my review I would like to just State a few things for eyebrows are completely wrong Sharon Tate's eyebrows did not look anything like that although they were thicker than a lot of women have worn years ago they did not go to the center of her nose Bridge. Women back then had a thing about being symmetrical and thank God they did because they taught us a lot of it's called the T-Zone is there anyone who doesn't know what the Tea Zone is it's the portion of the face when you're doing art or even if you're looking at where people might get pimples. When you're making a film how could someone leave out this crucial detail that Sharon Tate never wore her eyebrows like that although they were bushier and thicker than we wear today not like the weird women that we see in Fabutan. Or tanning salons. What's the proper way women are supposed to look and that is symmetrical and in doing so you always follow where the eye comes to a point and that's where you end the eyebrow on a female. Like I said some females faces are wider or shorter and you might have to adjust for this but the same principle applies and he ruined the move by not getting these details accurate and filming her huge nostrils.
Pit Bulls and Parolees (2009)
bad tel U Y
Let's get something straight, we're not here to talk about Parolees and pitbulls that only gives them a worse name, why do we have to attach a parolee to a pitbull. I've owned several Terriers that happened to be pitbulls, in people's eyes and yet in my eyes, they're just beautiful dogs. I've never crop their ears or their tails and tried to make them mean, I've only treated them like they were the most beautiful creatures on Earth. Why is it that we label these poor animals who have fewer bites on their record than any Golden Retriever? The simple fact is the people that own them are the ones to be judged. What doesn't make sense is why do we take a TV show and put a pitbull in the same category as a parolee? Does it make any sense does it unless we are trying to degrade a beautiful animal to the same degree as someone who broke the law. We've got so far away from where does actually happening when it comes to a beautiful terrier dog that we are mixing it with someone who broke a crime how does that make any sense? We live in this weird day and age where men are now female and female are no men and if you say anything against it your belittled. This is a really strange place in time to be living in. Pitbulls are not pitbulls their carriers. Terriers are some of the most beautiful race of dogs or breed of dogs out there you can get them with long coats short coats with the main thing is they're very intelligent. So why are we going to descriptions on an animal who has nothing to do with fighting only the owner and now we're going to place it with an actual criminal and make a TV show about it? Let's use our minds for one people and just think about how silly all this stuff is. For the first time in North America we have a president who calls it like it is. We can say Merry Christmas again and happy Halloween cuz they were surely going to take that away soon cuz it offended someone. Donald Trump is definitely the best president this nation and even though I'm Canadian I still consider it our nation has ever had. We don't need to label everything and then say these labels are bad. Let's make labels for everything hypothetically and now let's go all these labels hypothetically are really bad so these people are being hurt by them. For one step back and decide for yourself which was better the old way that the Romans and the Greeks and all different societies had perfected that we take for granted. Or the new way that we take all that information throw it in a box . For some reason I lost my train of thought but what I was trying to say is that we cannot just basically take something that God or the universe has made a beautiful something put it in your house with crazy people and take it out say it's vicious change its name to a bowl and then also put the word it so now we've got a pit in a bowl in an arena and call this an evil animal. Let's think to ourselves carefully and realize the simple fact remains that was arguing Karma we don't have to do that type of stuff we could have a simple beautiful terrier and they are so many breeds of terrier that are fabulous it's really good. One of my favorite comedians in the whole world said it best don't call someone crazy it's belittling it's it's awful and don't say that what they have created isn't true or is injust or whatnot maybe the environment that they're living in is a little sick and that's what's creating these things that were calling crazy. How can you take a flower and call it crazy unless you take that same flower and genetically or overtime manipulated into a Venus flytrap.
Serenity (2019)
Don't waste your time you will not get it back.
This has to be the worst movie I've actually ever seen ever. I only say this because it's true please do not watch it and waste your time. It is a movie that doesn't even need to be made the acting is good by Matthew McConaughey like always but the whole storyline is based on an island and the concept of the whole movie makes you wonder why does the island even need to be involved in this ridiculous story that's how bad it is. Take my advice anyone who says this is a good movie is lying to you I don't watch movies everyday but this is awful.
The Vanishing (2018)
Vanish this from your playlist
You go into this movie thinking it's going to have at least something good but you would be wrong. It's such a shame they made a good story from actual events but no one really knows what happened. All we do know is that three men were on an island and they disappeared watching The Watchtower and that is it the mystery has been there forever. So when I saw that someone had taken the time to maybe fill in the blanks I was excited but all they did is make a horrible movie the point where it doesn't even leave you satisfied in any way. I hope no one wastes their time with this film it is definitely that hopeless and more than anything disappointing. I literally almost stopped watching it part way through because the story was getting that disappointing and I had to force myself to watch the end which made me so upset I don't want to use the language I was thinking at the end of this film.
The Family Business (2018)
This message should go to the producers.
The family business oh, I started trying to watch the show just from a few Clips I found online. And it looks quite interesting but it was so poorly directed or something I'm not sure what was going on cuz I seen one actor who's been around the block yet it is so poorly done I was amazed that it would even be on television let alone they would show clips of it they must be embarrassed as hell. It was something that I never expected to see on television at this time in the. Where in where it's easy to make great television with a cell phone or Selma full movie. To the producers and whoever's directing I'm not sure how exactly it slows down the line but someone is really making a huge mistake on something I probably could be a good show I'm assuming but I can't even give it the time of day which is sad because I want to watch it. But I can't watch it because it's that horrifyingly awful the production is mind-boggling bad. It's terrible awful there's not enough words in the dictionary to describe the poor state of development that this show is. There's a clip online called slow down its season 1 episode 3 maybe it's the full episode I'm not sure but just watching what I watched it was almost like it was good actors being told to act really poorly. It was quite sad I almost wanted to cry that someone wasted money making this pathetic junk.
Spring Breakers (2012)
Selena Gomez definitely needs a cheek reduction and Invisalign only watch If You Like Girls Gone Wild
Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It is nothing but Annoying to watch this movie and on top of that to look at the gross looking girls that they chose for this film. Selena Gomez looks like she has a mouthful of cavities your cheeks are so big and swollen and her two front teeth actually curve in I'm sure that's an easy fix with some Invisalign but no you have to look at that as well . The other girls on the other hand are much worse looking the dialogue that they put these girls through is nothing but horrific. I suggest anyone who wants to watch this movie only do so if you like Girls Gone Wild.
Deadwood (2004)
Deadwood is probably the greatest Western
Ever made for television other than Lonesome Dove. Marcel has not watched Lonesome Dove but I've heard it is quite the masterpiece, that being said Deadwood is definitely one of the better shows out of every show ever put on television in my opinion. I watch quite a bit of television and I prefer Television over movies. I have to explain to you what a show this actually is I am watching all 3 seasons for the 4th time right now because you cannot in anyway don't you have been able to retain everything the first time. You can watch it again and again and again and it will only become better as you watch it. I hope this review let you know what a spectacular program you are going to end up watching.
The Expanse (2015)
Probably one of the best sci-fi's in a long time but
This is such a great show nothing but a pleasure to watch for the first two seasons. All the sudden season 3 expanded into some type of gay soap opera not only is there a female lesbian couple but now their biracial and it doesn't need to be like that why are they pushing this on us? There's definitely some agenda in place and knowing IMDb they probably will not post my review because of what I'm saying right now. Let's all step back for a second because there is definitely something wrong with making this all right.
Roman J. Israel, Esq. (2017)
Something's gone wrong in Hollywood I'm not sure if it has to do with all this sickness but read this
I'm so upset I looked at the review and end up having to turn the movie off probably 20 minutes to the end they had me so anxious and it just got me to the point where I don't even know what Hollywood's doing anymore there's something really sick going on with this whole Hollywood business and if I'm going to say it blatantly they're just putting out crap one after another so take this review to heart you will honestly have a hard time getting through it and will most likely turn it off toward the end because it's just like painful.
The Last Samurai (2003)
Must see even in 2018
I almost feel guilty making a review of this movie but I feel that one should be made after all this time. I had always kind of been a fan of Tom Cruise like many others and when I found out his religious Scientology background it kind of threw me off as I'm sure many of you felt the same way. I just wanted to tell the majority that this movie is more than Tom Cruise it's fabulous it has something that everyone wishes to achieve maybe it's Harmony I'm not sure but it definitely conveys a great message. With all the different things that are going on in our world it's nice to kind of go back to the beginning of simpler things.
The Accountant (2016)
The Accountant.
The Accountant.
When it comes to this movie I have to give it 150%. Everyone is used to movies that have a hero and a villain, but this movie has something totally different and it makes you really believe in something more than yourself. The reason this is such an enjoyable film oh, well there are many reasons but mostly the simple fact of its Simplicity yet it's an overwhelming mixture that is such a puzzle so many pieces. I've never been a Ben Affleck huge fan not to say I don't enjoy his films, but there is definitely something that speaks to everyone in. In my opinion, it is probably one of the better one of the better action drama Thrillers even out there. I hope everyone gets a chance to see Ben Affleck in a different light and see his skills as an actor like I said before I've never been a huge fan but after watching him in this film brings me back to the good old days and watching him and Matt Damon try to get a chance to watch it will definitely enjoy it I guarantee that.
The Shadow Line (2011)
This is definitely a 4-star show and I would love to give it and stars
The shadow line probably one of the best written Grandma crime series that you can watch it is the most impressive thing I've ever seen on television and need to see this most serious way. There's just something about this show that will blow your mind it's only a shame that we don't have more television quite like this but I'll tell you one thing if you watch this you will definitely leave a comment stating how much you love this show the show is more than the show but it is a view into what governments will go to. I just hope everyone gets a chance to watch it and it doesn't get lost in all of the other television that is out there their greatest Network that ever existed in my opinion next to Nexflix. When I say Netflix their programming is incredible and it is all definitely based buy big Hollywood production companies so you're not watching some type of show that is just made by a small budget these are actually movie written shows that could be actual movies as if that makes any sense LOL I hope everyone gets a chance to watch it and the text that I'm writing get Steam hopefully lots of times I give this show 10 stars and I know that isn't a number that they give out for TV series or even movies but this show has it all and the actor Chris Rhea is phenomenal along with all the other actors that are in the series it is only a series but yet it feels like the greatest movie you've ever watched like a bomb film on steroids and Back Again please watch but do so at your own apparel because it is that great.
Utopia (2013)
This is probably one of the best shows of Our Generation to show what is actually going on
Utopia.
Petopia is probably one of the most realistic and truthful series that we can ever hope to watch I believe in it 100 and 50% it is something that we cannot even fathom 30 years ago there was only 3 billion people on the planet we're at 8 billion now what does that say about the population growth. One thing I know for certain I know this to be a fact that if 3 billion people can turn into 8 billion what can a trillion turn into if 3 billion turned into eight billion in less than 30 years there what is 8 billion now climbing to 9 billion going to turn into in the next 10 years. We have to take everything in this series 2 account it is probably the most truthful actual if that's even a word series of our time and that's probably why it was cancel. Think about it everything that they're saying in the show we only got two seasons of it but it was enough to make us all open her eyes and realize what we've done if you want to call this a global Earth that's fine I believed in Globe Earth for my whole life but if you want to believe we live on a plane that's also fine you can look these things up on YouTube and find out exactly what I'm saying the point being is that this plain or ball that we live on cannot sting population growth that we are producing. It is definitely the most detrimental thing we've done in our history in this series you will find out the most incredible things that no one thinks about on day-to-day life. I hope everyone gives this attend and maybe a creator if his life isn't in Jeopardy already will make more episodes to show us what we are actually doing to this planet or plane.
The Bastard Executioner (2015)
You might want to hear this
Okay so so far it doesn't have the highest rating but it actually is very decent it's well done if you're familiar with the Creator he also made Sons of Anarchy which was a decent shows give it a chance if you can make it through the pilot which is 2 part I am sure you will enjoy it it gets better and better one thing I will say is that there's some neat things about the series that I have not yet scene why they occur something this magical maybe and some things to do with it's almost like there is a second story and it has to do with the Bible and stuff like that so I'm not quite sure what it's all going to lead up to but it definitely has my imagination wondering give it a chance and I'm sure you will enjoy it