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Apocalypto (2006)
We STILL don't know much about the Mayans!
4 March 2008
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Guys - don't let's pretend we know more about the Maya than we really do. Mel Gibson's Apocalypto is an extraordinary achievement. The fact is, we still know very little about the Maya and even the later Aztecs. Even the scholars disagree about so much. Gibson is not only justified in creating this world, he has done it in a very believable way with exquisite care and attention to detail. And I simply do not understand how he got such astonishing performances out of non-actors. Go to the amazing National Anthropology Museum, Mexico City and you'll find yourself asking the same big question this movie sets out to answer - What were these people LIKE? (The ending of this great film is a cinematic master-stroke.)
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5/10
Why does this movie make me squirm?
4 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I never read the Narnia books as a child. Maybe that would have helped. I respect author C. S. Lewis as an imaginative Christian writer - his slim volume The Great Divorce is a tour-de-force of theological speculation. But this movie - yuk. Most of our UK atheist reviewers of the film tore into it for daring to slip a Christian message into the cinema. As a Catholic Christian, I would have welcomed that but in fact, it wasn't there. Instead there is a strangely mawkish, sickly-sweet analogy for the Redemption that made me feel quite uncomfortable. To me - the Christ Event of the Gospel is challenging enough without these layers of colouring-book story-weaving. I hope children will enjoy it though. I've gotta remind myself it's for them.
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Ripley's Game (2002)
8/10
Terrific movie - really!
12 December 2004
I get a little tired of all the complaints that get dished out on some of these boards. Whatever the film-makers did, there's always a bunch of people telling them it should have been different. They should ask themselves why other people get jobs as film critics and not them!

This is a terrific film. Different - of course - from "The Talented Mr Ripley", but just as absorbing. Different from the Highsmith book - of course - but listen, producers/directors get to make decisions - get over it, guys! I mean, who gives a flying croissant that the book had Ripley living in France. For the movie they chose Italy and a breath-taking villa. Producers are ALLOWED to do that!

I'm not a huge Malkovich fan, but this is a storytelling film and John gives a precision storytelling performance. I shall now stop saying to people that I'm not a huge Malkovitch fan. I'll say that I AM.

The other members of the cast were great and did precisely what was required to make the story absorbingly believable. I loved it. My only spoiler is this - I will NEVER choose garroting if I decide to kill someone.
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Must be the shooting script that's bad. (Contains spoilers)
20 October 2004
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I can only agree with John Seger. Watching this film was an ordeal. The first movie in a long while that put me to sleep. (For me this only happens as a defense mechanism or when the soundtrack is way too loud - it's not about feeling tired.) It's the script that stinks. Completely absorbed with being original in shape and style. They should leave that kinda stuff to the French.

But the actors do A TERRIFIC JOB. Like good actors everywhere they give it all they've got. Sadly they fell into the wrong hands with these film-makers. Like they were taken hostage and forced to do what they do brilliantly - but in the wrong cause. Jim is great, so is Kate. Elijah is fine and so is the doctor guy.

The problem with good actors is they can give life - their life - to a project that should have been shredded on day one. Sad.

BUT - the next film Jim Carrey makes I shall rush out to see whatever it is. Just to demonstrate that I love his stuff, his talent, his humor and humanity. And to say sorry for these nasty comments about a film I consider to be a baleful waste of celluloid - or whatever it is they use nowadays.
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Magnolia (1999)
That's (NOT) Entertainment!
17 February 2004
Depressing stuff like this works best in the theater. Anyone who likes to be entertained by the movies is in for a perplexing evening. Sure the acting is terrific - Tom Cruise at his best and everyone turning in great performances. But it turns me off US society big time to see these self-absorbed, self-destructive, confused, unhappy people presented in all their self-harming stupidity as some kind of reflection of modern life (and death) as we experience it. Is there no spiritual dimension underpinning American lives? None WHATSOEVER? Is that what we non-US citizens are to take from this piece? I thought you guys all go to church every Sunday? This is a real weepie 'cos everyone is either close to tears or in full lachrymose flood! Good grief! The question that puzzles me is: who was willing to put big money behind this script? And why would they? I'm not saying it's a bad movie. A lot of good professional work went into it. But who loved the script enough to say: "We MUST make this picture" ? Beats the hell out of me....
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Drowning Mona (2000)
This film is much better than the actors seem to think....
27 July 2003
Why are people so hard on Drowning Mona? I just saw it and enjoyed it a lot. In years to come I believe it will be seen as the same genre as The Good Girl - an attempt to bring very ordinary people to life without apologizing for their ordinariness. In A Good Girl, Jennifer Aniston works very hard to portray an ordinary, poorly-educated young woman in a dead-end job. She has to really work hard to suppress the natural intelligence of a very bright mind and make her ordinary girl sufficiently dumb. But she does it beautifully. In Drowning Mona - portraying Bobby Calzone, Casey `Affleck has a similar challenge. I think he creates his character brilliantly. I am so shocked to find higher up this page that Casey is ashamed of his work on this movie. Can this be true? It seems quite possible - on my DVD package he is the only major cast-member who doesn't give an interview. Casey is handsome and delightful but he manages to leave an impression of terminal dumbness. All the guy wants is to make a reasonable living fixing gardens, but his problems seem insurmountable and it's getting to him. I get the feeling that none of the cast were stirred or excited with Drowning Mona - you need to see the on-set interviews to judge this. Nevertheless it is a successful little film in its own terms and has a lot of gentle humor in it. Affleck, deVito, Midler, Lee Curtis do a very professional ensemble piece as you would expect. As a former copywriter I find the landscaping company slogan hysterically funny: J & B Landscaping - `Yeah, we can do that'. I get the impression the whole cast read through a rather 'thin' script and said exactly that.
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