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Mystery Science Theater 3000 (2017)
They Talk TOO MUCH!
I have headache from watching this. Nonstop talking. I really feel like going and punching them senseless so that they can stfu. Never have I hated a TV show more. Couldn't carry on more than 5 episodes. Save your time, watch the many seasons of MST3K or RiffTrax.
The Grand Tour (2016)
What the bloody hell is this?
I have nothing to say about this stupidity except that it has nothing to do with cars and everything to do with 3 idiots doing idiotic things.
APB (2017)
Boring - Chicao Police But All Crimnals Are White
Some worn-out police concept, but with drones. Boring, bad acting. Move on folks. I watched 5 episodes and even though 96% of crime is committed by blacks in Chicago, the criminal is always white here in each episode. The only black criminal turned out to be a saint who was trying to give AIDS meds and insulin to sick folks! Right. Come on! It is Chicongo.a
24: Legacy (2016)
24 was awful, this takes "Awful" to a whole new dimension
I will start from 24.
There are terrorists. Good terrorists, bad terrorists, terrorizing terrorists, mesmerizing terrorists... Say it 9 times, fast!
In good ol' USA, there is a very powerful agency called CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit).
6-8 people work in CTU. 1-3 of them are employed by terrorists at any given moment!
CTU headquarters is in Los Angeles. The building and its resources can be accessed by anyone and everyone:
* from front
* from back
* from top
* from bottom
* from sides
* from windows
* from basement
* from HVAC pipes
* from roof above
* from sewage canals below
Anyone can enter the building with a federal ID, with a driver's license or with a Walmart gift card. You can probably pass all security checks and find yourself right in the middle of OPs room just by imagining about it! (Seriously, real CTU should sue the hell out of these people for portraying them as the most imbecilic people on planet)
Those who enter the building can install C4 explosives, nuclear bombs, nerve gas canisters, EMPs, IEDs, PVTs, EBDs, XEVs, SUVs and untold number of harmful acronyms, and while doing that, can probably carry an elephant or two on their backs between floors without being noticed. They can shoot anyone at random, including very important witnesses that are left to walk around aimlessly.
As an additional bonus, CTU building has empty rooms for moles to operate in total privacy.
Then there is Jack Bauer, who saves anyone and everyone from bad guys, but not believed or trusted by anyone, even those whose lives he saved multiple times in a row.
Jack has a daughter, Kim Bauer. Kim likes to play table tennis and take long walks on the beach. This, of course, is whenever she has time from getting kidnapped -- 8 times per season, sometimes back-to-back or 15 minutes apart. She psychologically broke me. Whenever I see her pop up on screen, on any movie, I feel terrified that she is going to be grabbed again and a new 24 nightmare will start over!
Well, 9 seasons of this shythe and a terrible series ending with no closure: Jack surrendering to Russians 39th time, as happened 8 seasons before. Die already!
..............................................
And then... And then... When you think you have seen it all, there is this masterpiece:
The BLACKJACK! The 24 Legacy, Season 10.
Jack is replaced by a 16-year old, Politically Correct, Diversity-Certified black boy. This season is a special kind of awful. I have never seen a bunch of untalented cast as this one.
But I am sure this season was intentional to warm up the audience for what is to come in Season 11:
BlackJack Duplex: Black-Gay-Female-Muslim-CecilTheLion Jack in lead, Freakshow Jenner as President!
I mean, come on, bloody hell! The show had great potential, but they overdid it and laced it with stupidity. I was forced to watch it because of gf and it was really painful to finish it all. It was freaking tormenting.
See Homeland for a good one. Don't waste your time on this.
PS: That gong... I hope whoever decided to torture us with it has it played to him nonstop when he is dying on his deathbed.
24 (2001)
Awful Series - I am sure Positive Reviews Given After Watching Only 2 Seasons
I am going to summarize this for you. All 10 seasons of it!
There are terrorists. Good terrorists, bad terrorists, terrorizing terrorists, mesmerizing terrorists... Say it 9 times, fast!
In good ol' USA, there is a very powerful agency called CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit).
6-8 people work in CTU. 1-3 of them are employed by terrorists at any given moment!
CTU headquarters is in Los Angeles. The building and its resources can be accessed by anyone and everyone:
* from front
* from back
* from top
* from bottom
* from sides
* from windows
* from basement
* from HVAC pipes
* from roof above
* from sewage canals below
Anyone can enter the building with a federal ID, with a driver's license or with a Walmart gift card. You can probably pass all security checks and find yourself right in the middle of OPs room just by imagining about it! (Seriously, real CTU should sue the hell out of these people for portraying them as the most imbecilic people on planet)
Those who enter the building can install C4 explosives, nuclear bombs, nerve gas canisters, EMPs, IEDs, PVTs, EBDs, XEVs, SUVs and untold number of harmful acronyms, and while doing that, can probably carry an elephant or two on their backs between floors without being noticed. They can shoot anyone at random, including very important witnesses that are left to walk around aimlessly.
As an additional bonus, CTU building has empty rooms for moles to operate in total privacy.
Then there is Jack Bauer, who saves anyone and everyone from bad guys, but not believed or trusted by anyone, even those whose lives he saved multiple times in a row.
Jack has a daughter, Kim Bauer. Kim likes to play table tennis and take long walks on the beach. This, of course, is whenever she has time from getting kidnapped -- 8 times per season, sometimes back-to-back or 15 minutes apart. She psychologically broke me. Whenever I see her pop up on screen, on any movie, I feel terrified that she is going to be grabbed again and a new 24 nightmare will start over!
Well, 9 seasons of this shythe and a terrible series ending with no closure: Jack surrendering to Russians 39th time, as happened 8 seasons before. Die already!
.........And then... And then.............. When you think you have seen it all, there is the masterpiece:
The BLACKJACK! The 24 Legacy, Season 10.
Jack is replaced by a 16-year old, Politically Correct, Diversity-Certified black boy. This season is a special kind of awful.
But I am sure this season was intentional to warm up the audience for what is to come in Season 11:
BlackJack Duplex: Black-Gay-Female-Muslim-CecilTheLion Jack in lead, Transgender Freakshow Jenner as President!
I mean, come on, bloody hell! The show had great potential, but they overdid it and laced it with stupidity. I was forced to watch it because of gf and it was really painful to finish it all. It was freaking tormenting.
See Homeland for a good one. Don't waste your time on this.
PS: That gong... I hope whoever decided to torture us with it has it played to him nonstop when he is dying on his deathbed.
Point Break (2015)
What the hell did I just watch?
I don't know what to write about this salsa of absurdities but I had to write something in order to leave a negative vote.
I guess this is what they call "movie" nowadays.
Such a disrespect to "Point Break".
Please DO NOT pay to see this disaster.
I am unable to find 10 lines of text to write about this crapola. I am sorry.
I am unable to find 10 lines of text to write about this crapola. I am sorry.
I am unable to find 10 lines of text to write about this crapola. I am sorry.
Yes, Prime Minister (2013)
Nothing Like "Yes Prime Minister", More like "3 Clowns and a Girl"
Save yourself and don't bother with this unless your doze of laughter is "3 perpetually-smiling idiots running around trying to stimulate IQ of lowest common denominator".
Such a disgrace to the original series.
You will find none of the wits and charm.
You will have to put up with irritating characters.
After 3rd episode, you will delete this crapola and go back to watching original.
As one Brit put it: Brits mess up British comedies much worse than Americans.