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Goal II: Living the Dream (2007)
Really Poor Sequel To What Could Have Been A Good Franchise
This movie sees Santiago getting transferred to Real Madrid at the start of the new season. The celebrity life goes to his head, and he is 'caught' with a beautiful lady (hints of the Beckham-Loos scandal?). He also has to come to terms with injury, and with his mother and her new life.
This movie had some good material with which to give Santiago's story some depth. But it is appallingly executed.
Firstly, Santiago gets transferred to Real Madrid and given a key role in their team (coming on as a sub, then earning a starting place) immediately. This is after just three first team appearances for Newcastle United. Villa took until he was 28 to get signed to Real. Beckham was of a similar age and struggled to make the first team on a regular basis. But Santi is fast-tracked. In a team that counts the likes of Zidane and Raul among their regular players? !? After three games for a so-so Premiership team?!? It's ridiculous and totally unbelievable.
Also, Gavin Harris is already at Real. Ignoring the simple and pertinent question "why would Real buy a player who was rubbish even when he was at Newcastle?" it seems implausible that they would follow up their purchase of Harris (who spends most of his Real time underperforming) by buying a similarly untested player in Santiago from the same team.
We can overlook the coincidence that Snti's mother now lives in Spain, the country he's just moved to. But the kid brother of Santi acts like a total brat and the only proof he has that Santi is his brother is one photograph. There's no reason for Santi to pursue a relationship with him and no struggle involved in Santi deciding to do so. When they eventually are "united" there is no character development involved. They're just suddenly a happy family together.
Once again, Santi falls prey to the celebrity culture surrounding football. While you could forgive the character for this in the first movie as he seemed innocent and overwhelmed, by the second movie he starts to just look like an idiot. He makes the same mistakes all over again and doesn't seem to have learned from his past experiences at all. The character arc suggests that if there is a third instalment, he'll be a total Ronaldo-style prima dona.
The plot is very weak, overall. This might be forgivable were it an excuse to put football on the big screen - if the football was the focus. But it clearly isn't. The goals are clearly CGI'd and fake looking, and the games aren't shown to have any flow. Teams get lucky with final minute goals, but not every game with the same player being responsible every time. Yet, this movie thinks that is acceptable.
The new manager was very stiff and barely made any impact upon the flow of the movie. This was an opportunity missed, in my opinion. An interesting movie could have been forged from the torn loyalties players might have when moving clubs and working under a new manager - return games at their old club, being forced to play in a different position or style of play, etc. But this was completely overlooked.
In summary, this movie seemed to want to retread the ground covered in the first movie, while incorporating too many sub-plots. Overall, it felt like nothing was dealt with thoroughly, and the plot felt forced and confused - it felt like those involved couldn't decide what they wanted the movie to be about. Too formulaic, it came off as a "let's do a sequel because football's popular" kind of movie, instead of being a strong development of the areas hinted at in the first movie.
I'd recommend watching a full Accrington Stanley game over watching this movie. That's how bad it was.
Nil by Mouth (1997)
Unflinching and Heavy
This is Gary Oldman's only directorial role. He is known for playing villains and difficult characters in a range of movies, and is known for having taken many "integrity roles" - not pandering to Hollywood-style movie star roles. His work as an actor is outstanding and suggests he loves theatre and film, and thinks seriously about the roles he accepts.
So, his directorial debut should be judged by a high standard. Fortunately, it surpasses expectations. This is movie about working class London life. It is gritty, it is dark, it is heavy. It doesn't try to build up an idea of London Gangster, as other movies of this ilk seem prone to doing. There is no sense that the movie is an attempt to posture or create a "British ghetto cool" in response to American Gangster or Ghetto movies. It is unflinching in it's portrayal of housing estate life, heroin addiction, and families flawed on many levels. It doesn't romanticise any of this. But, despite the dark mood of the piece, and the coarseness of the characters involved, you do get a feeling that this family love each other and care about each other. Sometimes, this causes tension - as a viewer, you can't help feeling life might be better for each member of this family if they just went their separate ways. But, true to life, they stick together, in the face of continual betrayals, violence, angers, and destruction. And they keep a dark sense of humour throughout.
As someone who has experienced the environment portrayed int his film, I found it highly realistic. The humour was twisted, but genuinely so - in times of such strife, gallows humour comes to the surface. And the continuing sense that the next crisis is only a lift ride away makes this movie forceful and unforgiving in it's portrayal of British street life.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Good Idea, Rashly Executed
The premise of this movie - that Greek gods were real and have offspring in the modern world - is interesting. But the execution of this idea felt very rushed in this movie. I haven't read the book, so can't judge where the blame lies for this.
The movie is an enjoyable way to kill a couple of hours, but isn't as engrossing as other movies of this genre.
Several big stars feature in cameo roles and for anyone who knows a fair bit about who celebrities are, this tends to distract from the movie. Uma Thurman, Brosnan, etc., aren't really given the screen time to build a strong character for themselves. Perhaps the best of these is Steve Coogan playing Hades, but even here you send most of his screen time thinking "oh look, it's Steve Coogan" rather than being drawn into the movie. It could have benefited from having the minor roles played by less known actors - as it is, their appearances tend to detract from the main characters who actually do a good job with the material they have been given.
But these are minor concerns - the biggest problem with this movie is that Percy finds out he's a demigod and suddenly seems to develop gifts with no effort or training, just by virtue of knowing his past. At the start of the movie, he already demonstrated an exceptional ability to remain underwater for long periods of time. But after finding out he's a demigod, he develops strong sword fighting skills with no training or effort (the start of the fight between the red helmets and the blue helmets, before the water "thing"), and later is capable of manipulating water in a couple of scenes without being taught this skill or having any difficulty or doubts about his ability to do it. This is just preposterous. The mythical/other worldly framework is generally used to provide a context to display human failings, struggles, and virtues. Instead, in Percy Jackson, this framework is used to simply give the lead character a loose justification for overcoming other mythical creatures. He doesn't have to question how to use his powers, nor does he have to put any effort into developing these powers.
Like I say, the movie isn't so bad as to make it unwatchable, but they really missed a chance to make this movie have a strong impact by failing to give it any depth. It is all just the bells and whistles of CGI and having mythological creatures just to have some interesting looking battles and a trip to the underworld. It could have been so much more. Whether this is a failing of the movie, the books, or both, is up to those who have read the books to decide. But the movie reeks of jumping on the Harry Potter bandwagon in an attempt to get box- office success, while ignoring the fact that those movies were built on books that had some depth to them. That is what gave them their cultural poignancy. This movie lacks it completely.