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White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
One of the worst movies ever.
I only created this account to review this movie. My boyfriend really liked White Noise, the original, and he doesn't give many movies a chance. He is not easily scared, whereas I get scared if someone comes up behind me and surprises me! I got nightmares from Gremlins and The Ghost in the Darkness for christs sake! I'll admit, most scary movies these days scare me more when I allow myself to be frightened as opposed to expecting the movie to do all the work (most people who go into a movie expecting it to be lame are rewarded with a lame movie), but this movie was so predictable I could actually count down to the "scary" parts! Really!? DEAD PEOPLE?? Wow. And the scene where the girl gets groped by some perv cuz she spills her drink on him?? Show me in what business district in the middle of the day does some well-dressed group of guys beat up and shove some guy off of a bridge and threaten to rape a woman because of a spilled drink? Bad s**t happens in this world, every day, but that was not believable AT ALL. And using a bunch of actors from SciFi didn't help, lol.
At least in the original they explored the whole EVP aspect and showed how communication with the dead may not be a good thing. This was lame effects mixed with some of the worst dialogue ever written! The fact that the main chick had hair that looked like she ripped it off of Brittany Murphy's head from 8 Mile and couldn't get that d**n smile off her face didn't help the case that the love of her life was dead and she sympathised with the guy's situation. "You saved my life...I'd love to return the favor" what? by going to a bar and throwing yourself at the guy? Wow...thank you everyone who said to see this. Honestly, if you liked this at all, go waste your money on the movie "The Damned Thing." Saw that last week thanks to reviews like this movie got. Very, VERY disappointed and will have trouble trusting this site for reviews. Hope I stopped a few people from wasting money on this!!