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2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
This Film will rekindle the War Between the States
I simply cannot imagine all of these fanciful reviews for this hurtful, insulting, and negative film. The depiction of the Glorious, Unreconstructed, South is, put simply, a disgrace.
We in the real South, the pure South, have striven to rise above the momentary lapse of sanity which you Northerners still call the "Civil War." Yet there was nothing even remotely "civil" about burning our women and children, and worse yet, effecting our property and moral rights against our will and good judgement. The result has been easy to see, in cities such as Detroit, and Memphis, and even Philadelphia.
This Maniac film treats us as fools (though at least that director got the glory of our costumes right.) The film reviles in gory violence. My three year old daughter (the older of the twins) actually toddled out of the room, screaming and crying, after seeing some poor fella dispatched in the most un-gamely, and if I dare say, most un-scientific manner. I'm a butcher (and part time medical doctor) by trade, and I can tell you that a bi-laterial cut like that would be a waste of time and resources.
Mark my words. This film is bad news for race relations, genderic relations and sexuality relations. It should be banned and I'll be right outside the theater with the twins, exercising my rights as an AmeriKan to force people to not see it. Or something.