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Nope (2022)
Jordan Peele went full JJ Abrams with this one....you never go full JJ Abrams
I haven't written a review on this site for some time but watching this movie compelled me to because I want those 2 hours of my life back.
This film is bad. It's slow, boring with no pay off and if you read 10 review about it's 'metaphors' you'll get 10 different answers....
Peele went full Abrams on us here abusing the 'mystery box' approach. He introduced a mystery, strung it out till the end and then still left it wide open...and I mean wide open...to interpretation.
I was really looking forwards to this movie too. I love sci fi and I love alien related themes but this was bad on so many levels. Avoid this at all costs.
Predators (2010)
Disappointing and not respectful to the lore. Wait for DVD.
This movie was just a quick cash in. I feel nauseous after watching this farce.
Where do I begin? Firstly there's very little blood and the choreography is terrible. Clearly this has been drummed down for the kiddies and not aimed at adults as you would expect a predator movie to be.
Seeing 7+ trained killers firing at a predator type dog right in front of them and missing is embarrassing;' especially when they've got gattling guns.
The 'new' predators themselves were terrible, like some six year old had created them while the back story to their introduction was so brief, weak and shallow I wanted to walk out of the movie but felt that if I stood up I'd vomit.
There's no predator disc weapon. No Spear. Even the shoulder cannons no longer 'lock on' and miss 90% of the time!!! Arrgh!! I thought this was supposed to be a Predator movie!?!
And that ending just would not happen!! No way never! Predator honour would not allow it - the writer and director have taken the predator lore and urinated all over it!!!!
Wait for the DVD or if you can TV. You won't be disappointed then that the movie studio has taken £20 of your hard earnt money whilst laughing at you behind your back.
Byôsoku 5 senchimêtoru (2007)
I registered just to review this movie.
This movie blew me away - it was amazing. I can't tell you anything more other than it revolves around love, life and time.
This film is stunning you simply must watch it! Don't be put off if you're not interested by the end of the first episode because by the end of the third episode everything comes together in one amazingly beautiful package.
If ever a film deserved 10/10 this was it. If you have ever felt love you will adore this movie because it captures that feeling flawlessly.
This is the type of movie that was made by dreamers, for dreamers. By romantics for romantics.
This movie is pure art. Miss it and you're denying yourself something special.