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Secret Invasion (2023)
A interesting concept and story Butchered. Soo boring. Should be illegal wasting so much money on bad projects like this.
This is so incredible boring ,, it was a drag to get trough it.
The story sounds potentially good.
But it is just so horrible written/directed. After watching this im not sure Samuel Jackson ever been a excellent actor.
There are a lot of good actors in this movie. That despite horrible manuscript deliver.
The good:
+ good actors
+some good acting(despite horrible lines and manuscript)
+- a interesting concept failed horribly
- dont get interested or attached to characters,,, you actually lose interest..
- bad manuscript (interaction, talks, and just story is awful delivered)
- some bad acting
- 200$!!!!!??? (for what?! This is horrible)
- i metally suffered finishing this XD
- SPOILER ALERT ,, overpowered insanity,,, and not worthy becoming story or cgi.
Ragnarok: Ragnarok (2023)
Do people misunderstand ending?
Read only this after watching ending.
For me what he imagined was more about what was before in the past, and what could have played out again ,, but dident.
And in finally changing the path of old c changing "destiny" they were all freed from there echos of past.
And they all were able to let go of the trauma , pain and anger they carried.
Still i mean,,, what about the psychopat killer amongst them sudenly all good, the evergrowing hungry orm. What happend with magnes father?(cant remember),
Dident quite understand magnes relation with hammer and how it changed when he realized his fear, then again maybe i do, but its fafetch for most people to get i belive...
The acting is at times really good, and i like to see magnes transformation,
however it all feels pushed and seirously lacking in budget and whatever manuscript that might been excelent falls out in the hurried way...
Still an ok show ,, different... i kinda lost it with the introduction of the new characters that i dident like.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Horrible manuscript and directed
BETTER AVOIDED !
Fan of Ewan Mcgregor but never of the newer starwars.
Complete lack of charm and sense in the story. Just started watchin episode 3, and heres bad example of things that enoys;
Stormtropper ask of his story,
he says it long,
they say its a long ride,
then after 1 minute of horrible scripted talking and no time jump they say they are there!!!! Guess time and long journeys are relative....
And just most of the background things enviroment are so horrible,, like they just pretend cut plastic for 30 second, so obvious fake and bad done... all trough the show..
I hear its some coold darth vader scenes,, but i dought they are worth it.
Halo: Contact (2022)
Impressive effect quality first episode
The details in suits, ships, cgi etc is pretty impressive. The monsters movement could be better at parts but quite good.
I have only played the first and sexond halo but dont remember much.
I dont think its well known for its story, but rather the simple fun gameplay.
The main characters in this show all seem alright , but i have huge problems with the doctor, as just the look and script for the character seems poorly made-could be much better.
Going to be interesting to see what they get out of it , and if they can make it deeper and cooler than just shallow stuff we seen before.
The Batman (2022)
Badly done
The story is not very good, has it moments but fals poorly. The acting is -well maybe the manuscript gave them to little... The effects are really liking from such a big movie. The fight scenes are not very impressive. And lame too convenient things bout in action sequences and story vice...
The bad person (won't expose who) is done in a cool interesting way tho...and acts good.
Hit-Monkey (2021)
Ok, nonsense plot and build, violence,humour
The humour is mild archer type, the heroes are sociopaths, only the monkey is self aware. The action sequenses are mostly cool.
You dont miss much by not watching. It is a decent time pusher tho...
Eternals (2021)
Dering idea, fall short. Inconsistent.
To cut it short.
+Interesting idea
- too many Characters(all new, hard to get a connection in short time, still for one movie not too bad)
- There are a lot of references to time an how long they been doing this that for my average math skills dont ad up.
+ decent effects
- just doesent ad up well with rest of marvels history/history for me (though i am not a comic reader)
A movie we be very well without. Ok entertainment but so much more and better out there.
Titans: Souls (2021)
every episode half way trough i have to comment
How awfull this is and how it makes no sense!!!!!
Ok so this after life bull,, and how come hank that just died knows stuff like he been there years longer then Dona... and the characters change back and forth from smart to stupid ...
Titans: Home (2021)
Bogus
How come normal untrained people can snap necks of humans liek there where nothing.
Happend earlier in the show too,,
so badly written ,, but som good ideas, and some good acting and well written parts keep me hanging on.
Titans: Lazarus (2021)
Some real good acting and far to convenient story
There's just too many wholes that doesn't ad up in such short time. Episode started well enough , but fell apart half way trough. Needed more work and time.
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: We Love Breathing What You're Burning, Baby (2015)
Struggling Jim Carrey
It is for me obvious that Jim Carrey is truly struggling in life. In hes search for meaning he has become very alternative and "weirder". No wonder perhaps the only sane thing is to go crazy of this world.
I think he is a very smart emphatic individual who takes to much inn. You can see the more "cynical" Seinfeld entertains Jim's weirdness, but dont at all connect or want to connect to his dark philosophies. ITs like a none responsive banter if True detective season one was in this concept xD :P.
Memorias de Idhún (2020)
Like a bad teenage show with its good parts
Its like a child story with adult elements (blood, sex, to much badly written conflicting feelings). But it has its interesting different elements, even if there somewhat badly written. Could have been great but lacks in good dialogues and incoherrent story. So far im half way trough season 2 episode 4, almost stoped watching it many times
Lucifer: Til Death Do Us Part (2018)
One of the funnier episodes
Very good dynamic in the show. A ok fight scene. Funny settup, good acting. Im very sceptical to the whole seemingly promotion of drug use in the show,, showing and comercializacion of amfetamin and ecstasy. Just all the good and nothing of the bad.
Lucifer: City of Angels? (2018)
Inconsistency again in story-introduction of characters
Lucy supposedly arived at the beach where, mazikeen cut of his wings. And in some previous episode he coments on Amandels human clothes like he is wearing it for the first time....
iZombie (2015)
Meee...!
Standard show stuff.
I didn't find the story that entertaining, it is watchable,, but kind of to standard.
I probably expected to much of it because of the high reviews. Not once did i laugh, not once was i exited to wats next. You know what to expect from this.
The actors are OK->good. Though the side characters seems kinda bad.
I usually wathc at least three episodes before i judge as a rule. but i saw people with same rule already posted, loving the show, and rating the pilot for an 8->9 ... i rate it 5->6 cause it got some potential.
The Grey (2011)
A movie wit heart and no brain
I incredibly enough enjoyed this movie and was somewhat moved by the drama scenes. I say incredible because this movie is utterly bullshitt when putt in reality. The environment, the wolves the cold are purely fantasy at work. The people where the only one i saw as real and could connect with. And Liam does a splendid job.
When looked at in its most fundamental form, "The Grey" could be considered just another bad Hollywood film in which a group of imperiled people die one at a time. But the movie slows down and puts a focus on the dying last thougths, fleeting memories over loved ones, what they had. It's kinda like the setting turns to ;
"it's okay if i die- i welcome the warmth of the loved ones i have\had, butt i be damned if i'm not gone fight to experiense it another day"
That was perhaps the only thing i liked in the whole movie.
Conclusion if you know nothing about nature(weather, cold, wolves) or could get past the utterly wrongs done to facts abouht this in the movie,- you might enjoy some of it.