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The Dark Knight (2008)
Hey dumba$$ parents - this isn't Shrek 4
To all the moronic parents who brought their children to this film and complain about it 'not being for kids' and that your 'kids will have nightmares for weeks', here's a clue - it's PG13; and if the voluminous (that means lots of) marketing (this means the advertisements you see on TV and in your People Magazine) isn't enough to give you an idea that this isn't a family superhero movie with a funny clown, then you have nobody to blame than your own dumb self.
The sooner you wake up and pay attention to what you're feeding your children, the sooner the rest of the world can move on without hearing you blame others for your own ineffective (this means dumb) parenting.
Harpies (2007)
I hope they had fun
Sincerely hoping they all had a good time making this awful flick to ensure that at least there was some fun had here...certainly wasn't much fun to be had on the receiving end.
Based on a few posts, I was hoping against all odds (Sci-Fi Channel original, Stephen Baldwin starring) that this would be an entertaining diversion, whether it be a tongue-in-cheek endeavor or a somehow otherwise funny or exciting venture; but unfortunately, this was nothing more than a terrible film. Can we fine the actors for this? That would be fun, and I would be content with the results. Better yet however would be to Star-Chamber the producers.
This film is embarrassingly terrible and I despise the fact that Stephen Baldwin lives a better life than most of us.