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Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed (1997)
This show was as phony as a $3.00 bill!!
It was VERY obvious that these were NOT the actual magic tricks. The only one that was done as usual was the girl in the basket and everyone knows how easy that one is. As for the others, a fork lift is a bit too loud and not smooth enough, I've never seen "mechanical" feet or a box anywhere CLOSE to the size of the one used in cutting the girl in half and the mirrors in the elephant gag were given away when Val opened the cage. How he got away with 4 of these I'll never know!!! Your hour will be much better spent if you take a nap or yank out your toe nails with rusty pliers! The ONLY reason I gave this a 2 was the assistants were nice to look at.
Landspeed (2002)
Without a doubt, the WORST special effects I've ever seen!!!
Someone mentioned that the cars were cool. If any of them, besides the Demon, were real and not 100% CG, that might be true. As for the acting, some cheese balls but I think Zane did an OK job. I think a little bit of fiberglass and paint would have made much better cars than the terrible computer effects that they TRIED to use. I'll give the movie a C+ with the understanding that the FX deserve an F------------. I'm sure you'll give the FX the same grade just after watching the Porsche get away from the hummers. It just looked SO BAD!!! Did I mention that the FX SUCKED??
I hope Zane and everyone else in this flick `FORGET' to put this on their resume's. LOL