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The Real Housewives of Orange County (2006)
No . . . Just . . . NO!
. . . I have been sat here for about 10 minutes, thinking of what to say about this "SHOW". I use the word "show" very VERY loosely. All this show is is just a cluttered mess. I would rather watch salt being rubbed into a cut than watch this show. Why you might ask? Hm, let me think- BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WOMEN! All it is is just bickering and complaining and arguing, all the friggin' time! These women are disgusting, they are disgusting human beings! They're worse than dogs, because at least dogs know when to shut the hell up! Not to mention, they do nothing. They are not worth the carbon which makes their bodies. Need an example of how bad they are? Okay! So these two ugly slags are talking (one is called Vicki I think), you can tell it's about mid-day and they're having a party (which, by the way, they do all the time!) So immediately I can tell that these women do not work, because it is a week day, and they live in these massive God- damn houses with waterfalls and swimming pools and all that stuff, and what do they do? MOAN! They MOAN all the time, and argue! That's the entire show in a nutshell. Honestly, I felt bad for the Limo driver, I thought to myself "I bet he wants to crash that Limo into a tree at top speed killing everyone in the car". Because let's be honest, who wouldn't? DISGUSTING WOMEN!
Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)
The Greatest Show I have ever seen!
I wish I never had to grow up. I loved this show so much, every night I use to watch it. I don't even know where to being, thats how good it is! The story is so good! It's unlike any other story I have ever seen. Also, the characters are incredible! The voice actors are absolutely amazing, considering most of them are just kids! The emotion is great too, I remember feeling so sorry for some of the characters when something bad happened, and when something good happened, it felt so uplifting! I remember the episode when it shows the history of Iroh, and it was SO sad! Easily one of the best kids shows of all time!
10/10
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Very Enjoyable, Funny, and filled with Kubrick's Style.
For a very controversial film based on a controversial book, A Clockwork Orange is one of those films you either Love, or Hate. Personally, I thought it was very good. It has that excellent Stanley Kubrick look and style, even if I didn't see the director I would have instantly recognised the Kubrick Styles. The characters are great, Warren Clarke was fantastic as Dim, Georgie was also very enjoyable. But of course the character that completely stole the show was Malcolm McDowell as Alex, he is one of the greatest screen villains of all time. However, despite how great the casting, the writing, and the style was, there were a few things that I didn't enjoy. Any rape scene is very disturbing indeed, but I thought they just went way WAY too far with these, also I felt as if some of it was a bit outdated, though thats not really something you can blame. Overall, I really enjoyed it, and in the words of the Old Man "I am pleased you enjoy good wine, have another glass!"
The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005)
The worst thing I have seen in a long time.
In 2004 I saw Full House, I thought it was the worst sitcom I had ever seen, but when I saw this, I couldn't believe how AWFUL it was. I found it painful to watch, and embarrassing. It made me wonder who (or what) wrote this abomination. Plus, the acting is terrible, as well as the jokes. I really hated this show, and I didn't even laugh once. I still cannot believe that it was nominated for an Emmy award. Not to mention nearly all the episodes are pathetically boring and obnoxious (also I noticed that some were making fun of other countries, especially the UK).
Overall. It's a piece of garbage and I don't recommend it for anyone, even people with little to no braincells. Only your wall would find this entertaining.