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Bodies (2023)
Guy in the Road
Would suggest strongly to watch this series sober. A lot of names and characters to follow- I noticed the episodes I watched sober were much more enjoyable( due to the names - and jargon) That being said I really loved this series - even shed a tear at the mother son reunion scene at the end. Really well done! However my biggest issue with this is whyyy did they have to make Hasan look sooooo bad. My boyfriend tried to say it is because of her involvement with the aftermath of the incident in July. But man - they did her dirty. My god I'm not that much younger than she is presumably and wow it was not easy to see. Oh and Polly and her Mother are played by two women 10 years apart. Another impossible beauty standard. ( yes I sense my theme as well )
Anyways loved the storyline(s). Acting was amazing!
Midnight Mass (2021)
His name is not Bowl!
Best line - " His name is not Bowl- his friends started calling him that when he started selling weed- I guess I'm glad they didn't call him Bong" ( I may have the quote slightly off but I absolutely loved this )
I need to add more characters- for my review to be published
I really enjoyed this series- was a bit of a slow burn- but I'm on episode 5 and I started watching this morning so there is that. I love the actors from House on Haunted Hill-
Although I am a bit upset the actor Henry Thomas is my age - and he is supposed to be 70- or ?
Anyways this review isn't great but - it's all to quote that one line.
Thank you.
Regression (2015)
Snooze Fest
I'm so bored I'm 3/4 of the way through and I'm writing this review-
I only checked this review contains spoilers because I'm spoiling the fact you're wasting an hour and 45 min of your life - the grandmother has allergies like me because her eyes are always tearing.
Don't bother with this one -
Ethan Hawke - disappointing and his vocal fry is off putting
Emma Watson- I have no words. :-(
The Honeymoon Phase (2019)
Omg omg whaaaattttt??
The only positive thing I can say is that I have Adult onset ADD and this movie was so bad it kept my attention the entire time- granted most of the time I was saying huhhh what? I just don't get the clone thing ? Huh the accelerated pregnancy? What ? Why ?
And wait - if she was a clone where was her body or her ?
Please don't try this at home.
But ty for keeping my attention
By the way 30 days doesn't cover how long two people would get bored etc
I've been with my boyfriend a year and a half and we would not have had enough time in 30 days to desecrate the place - wink wink nudge nudge
Dick Night (2011)
Erectile Dysfunction
Kept my attention
Honestly loved Rachel and maybe even her future roommate dynamic. But this movie was like a limp dick- so full of promise but failed to deliver.
Was delighted to see what this movie was originally called and made more sense.
After Midnight (2019)
Amazing simply Amazing
I watched this with only three grapefruit trulys. I was upset because all I could find in the stores were citrus 12 packs so I had to settle for only 3 grapefruit flavored trulys. So that being said I am a HUGE fan of Justin Benson and The Endless so I had to check this movie out.
Was a little worried she was the creature.
But oh my god what an amazing ending and love story.
Love is all you need.
Thank you so much for this amazing film and experience. It made me grateful for the lime trulys.
Cruel Peter (2019)
Awful
Boring. Boring boring boring ... oh wait something is happening... boring boring ... oh this is kinda dumb... wow Biancas hair looks amazing.... boring boring ... wait what ? Huh ?
Omg is this over yet?
And done
Wow
Sam Was Here (2016)
Campbell's Tomato Bisque
I noticed the Campbell soup can in the first scene in the gas station and it was taped off. Should have known right there.
This could have been an amazing short film.
Sam was here in spirit but left me with nothing but unanswered questions. Looked so promising.
I wish it was winter so I could make some soup.
Hellmington (2018)
Whaaaaaattt???
I was confused most of the movie. It felt like there were a lot of stories trying to connect and just couldn't or tried and missed. The prison story was confusing and the Katie revenge stuff huh? Didn't she kind of do you a favor Katie ?
Anyways was pretty bad and not fun bad.
Discarnate (2018)
I've seen worse
Wasn't great. Wasn't horrible.
The setting was the most interesting part of the film.
The characters you feel most for are the rats.
Restraint (2017)
Go ask Angela for a Banana, you get diabetes that way
This movie has to be the worst movie I have seen in years. These people are atrocious and leave you wanting them to die in horrible ways.
The dialogue itself must have been first draft.
The guy from Twin Peaks was deplorable and inconsistent. Getting angry over things such as the daughter not telling him the title of a book she is reading but remaining calm when Angela leaves his daughter at school for 5 hours.
The script is all over the place and I cannot believe I watched the entire thing.
Horrible. Horrible.
Demon House (2019)
Seriously?
I'm sorry but this is ridiculous. I have never seen ghost hunters ( or hunter? Or adventures?) and I don't see how anyone can watch this guy. I won't be petty and comment on his choice of hair style.... tho it was quite distracting... but the fact that there are so many 10/10 stars concerns me.
This is terrible and bland and I love the idea of spirits and ghosts. Make it stop