Reviews

2 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
1/10
I'll Never Die Alone....... During This Movie I Wish I Had
16 January 2011
Having seen this movie, come up as one mean nasty brutal shocker, I was very interested in giving it a chance. I read the positive and quite provoking reviews on IMDb, got my hands no this movie, and really gave it a chance. I really wanted to... What I got in return was the dullest, most outright senseless piece of garbage I cam across in quite a while. Never was one scene interesting or thought through enough to hold my attention longer than 10 sec. Never was one of these so called "characters" (because sincerely that had NOTHING to do with acting), likable enough, for me to care for them the least bit.

The scenery, laughable, the screenplay, not to mention, character design, emotional depth of each of the figures, the plot, I will write it again the PLOT, was just not existent! Thankfully due to the state of modern technology we are able to enjoy, i fast forwarded the last 30mins or so, so not more of my life time would be stolen!

For those who shall be interested in watching this nonsense, read the weather forecast for the next week, it will thrill you far more than this ever could!
16 out of 44 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Them (2006)
1/10
What the...?
9 January 2010
Having read some very positive reviews about "Ils", I was ready to give it a shot. Being that French Horror is on this rise, with strong and in some cases truly horrifying movies such as "Martyrs", "Inside", "High Tension", I prepared myself for one chilling ride.. What I got to see has to be, the most boring piece of cinematic work ever put on film! Personally I consider this movie, that BAD!

I am sorry for every second of my life, for having watched it, as these seconds will never be refunded!

Totally unlikeable characters, a story with beginning, no middle and a very unstructured end, what was is told for? So the directors could, as in million other cases, put up the "warning" based on a true story? Hello!! I don't want to ruin, their beautiful world of unicorns and wonderful rainbows, but have you seen lately, in what kind of world we live in.

From beginning to the end, I was waiting, behind every awkward sound anticipating, as time passed hoping, for anything to actually happen.. What I got in return? Well, you'll have to sleep, pardon see for yourself :).

Overall, a HUGE, and I can not point that out loud enough, waste of time!
18 out of 37 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed