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Acts of Violence (2018)
Just don't waste your time
I seriously cannot write a lengthy review of this film as I wasted too much of my life watching it.
Suffice to say the acting is beyond atrocious, what on earth Willis is doing in this film is beyond me as he adds absolutely nothing to it and his acting if only marginally better than the high school quality actors who star in it.
Anyone who rates this film higher than a 2, should stop reviewing films as they are just wasting peoples time.
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
A fitting tribute to the greatest frontman of all time.
Well, what can I say. I have just got back from the pictures with my wife having watched, what I would have to describe, as the best film I have seen in a long time.
If you haven't seen it yet and if you were/are a Queen fan I urge you to go, well acted, well chosen actors, an interesting and in parts a humorous journey through the life of the band and a fitting tribute to the greatest frontman of all time.
The spontaneous applause at the end said it all really
The Laughing Mask (2014)
Unwatchable
IMDb is fast becoming pointless. The review on many films seem contrary to the actually experience of the average watcher.
Some films are slow to get into, some hook you immediately and some, of which this is one, are unwatchable from the off.
I have read many of the reviews and most seemed favourable, the rating is high, but the question I have is - How can anyone watch this garbage.
It has been a long time since have seen such appallingly amateur acting, the actors were so wooden, they could have been reading from an auto-cue, the dialogue was pathetic, the timing was so far out it was untrue.
As I write this, I am 16 minutes in and I would have to be paid a serious amount of money to bring myself to watch anymore.
Take my advice, go find something else to watch, I have seen far better B movies.
Home Invasion (2016)
Total Waste of time
This is the most incredibly badly acted, slow moving, poorly scripted, abysmally directed drive I have ever had the misfortune to watch.It would not even be good enough to rate as a B movie it is that bad.
I find it hard to understand why anyone would rate this higher than 1 and this is happening more and more often that reviewers are giving completely false reviews.
I cannot find one redeeming quality in this film, there not even as much as 10 seconds of even mediocre acting in the whole film. The story line is fairly standard and may have been worth watching if the actors had any ability at all.
Please, I implore you, do not waste your life.
Rise (2014)
What a waste of time
The acting was worse than awful by absolutely everyone. the timing of each actors deliver was late, almost as if someone was shouting their lines across at them. Their expressions were often contrary to the situation and their forced expressions were in fact painful to watch. The tracks used to supplement the movie were reminiscent of the tackiest 80's b rate movies. Considering it was based on a true story it is disappointing that all concerned could not do it more justice. Talking of justice, the court scenes at the end are probably the worst acting I have ever seen. It seemed as if all the actors had literally been picked up off the street that day and asked to read some lines to camera. All in all a teenager with an iphone could produce better. Don't waste your time.
Fatal Call (2012)
Absolutely Awful
I admire anyone who managed to watch this all the way through. I am afraid I had to give up for only the second time, it was just to painful to watch. I am sure I have something better to do with my time, like watching some paint dry.
I agree with the previous reviewer that everything was out of sync. The music, the eye movements, body movements, there were pauses whilst the actors tried to remember their lines.
The producer should be demoted to tea boy, or perhaps he was on work experience, in which case he should cease to continue having any thought of becoming one.
I would struggle to recall a film with such appalling acting, cringe worthy is a term that springs to mind.
Seriously do not waste you time.
Last Will (2011)
Garbage
There is no point making this a long winded review.
Not only is the plot so predictable that a blind person could follow it with the sound turned off.
The scripting is as lame as can be and the acting, well I haven't seen such animated acting since watching the Woodentops as a child.
It is unfortunate that you reviews have to be at least ten lines long, I mean, just how detailed do you have to be about something that is so not worth watching.
I struggle to understand how anyone could possible rate this better than awful, there is not one actor who is worth mention at all, not even Tom Berenger.
Please don't waste your time.