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6/10
Great Mutant Fun
27 May 2012
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Exactly what's expected. If you like mutants you will like this movie. The movie is pretty suspenseful and keeps you on the edge of your seat. The movie follows a group of young folks who are taken to a town close to Chernobyl by a strong Ukranian/Russian YURI. They encounter crazy fish, large bears, wild dogs, and creepy bald mutants. Even though the movie seems funny, its actually pretty creepy. I recommend it to all. I went to the movie with my parents who are from Belarus (Chernybol happened real close to that place). They enjoyed the movie, saying it was pretty realistic, minus the mutants. The movie showed the reality of Chernobyl but also threw in a good horror story. Because who really knows what is going in Chernobyl...
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Ondine (2009)
5/10
Makes you want to live in Ireland
23 September 2010
Movie is very enjoyable if you are a Colin Farrell fan. If you are not you will probably not enjoy it as much as those who watch his movies just for him. This movie being an Irish movie allows Colin Farrell to talk like he would talk any day, with that amazing and very difficult to understand Irish accent. I watched the movie with subtitles because it was fairly difficult to understand the dialogue but it was neat to listen to anyways. The movie had a good plot, but it was fairly slow with no action. The movie contains lots of nature and it was pretty amazing to watch, makes you wanna move away to Ireland. The ending of the movie was disappointing and is the main reason i'm giving this movie a five, it had the potential of being better but it just didn't quit make it. Overall this movie had two things going for it, Colin Farrell and beautiful Ireland.
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The Town (2010)
10/10
Ben Affleck is a God.
23 September 2010
The Man can make one hell of a movie! Ben Affleck seems to never disappoint, first he makes a spectacular movie called Gone baby Gone, then he makes The Town, which is also a brilliant movie, and he is smart enough to give himself the main role, which he played to perfection! Another great factor about the movie is Jeremy Renner, who just seems to be getting better and better as the movies keep on coming. He was truly wonderful in the Hurt Locker and in my opinion his role in this movie was even better. This actor as well as Ben Affleck have something that many actors do not have, true talent. Watching these two men in the movie was a real treat, it was believable and impressive acting. Overall the movie itself had a good plot, it was a great action movie that just kept on giving till the very end. It was without a doubt one of the best movies i've seen this year, it had it all. I recommend this movie to all genders, it was probably more of a guy movie but Ben Affleck's amazing body(sadly only seen for about 5 seconds) will keep the ladies happy the entire time. Go see it! It was Brilliant!
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Machete (2010)
8/10
If you liked planet terror, you will like this.
7 September 2010
This movie was pretty awesome, it had lots of action, lots of cheesy comments and jokes, and lots of great actors. If you were a big fan of the grindhouse movies, specifically planet terror you will for sure enjoy this movie, it was very similar and filmed in the same style. The actors in the movie were a big part of why the movie was so entertaining; Steven Stegal, Rober De Niro, and Lindsey Lohan were a pretty hilarious contribution to the movie. The plot was very entertaining and there did not seem to be any slow parts of the movie, the movie kept the entire theatre laughing, and when it added the entire theatre seemed very please with everything they just saw. It was a good watch, and I for sure recommend it!
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10/10
Pretty much the Greatest Movie ever made!
6 September 2010
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Love it, love it, love it. I love everything, from the amazing acting, to the brilliant storyline, the movie had it all. I am actually out of words for how great this movie was but i feel like it is my duty to post this review because there are just so many horrible movies out there and this is not one of them. The story is pretty much a father and his 3 sons, the oldest is serious and determined, the middle is almost nerdy like and the third (our lovely Brad Pit) is the free spirit. The middle son finds a woman who he brings home and marries, than the boys go off to war and the middle son dies, and the older son wants to marry the woman, but she loves brad pit... and its just a crazy tragic tale of family, and love. The movie is nothing more than a brilliant piece of art.
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Step Up 3D (2010)
7/10
Makes you wanna Dance!
6 September 2010
This movie was amazing. The first two step up movies were good, and I expected about the same from this movie, and to my amazement I was very surprised. The movie was ALL dance, and the dancing was insane, it was something I have never seen before. The movie had the typical step up story line that was lightly included in the movie, not like the previous step up movies where the plot was the main focus... this movie was all dance. The acting in the movie was not great, but you don't watch this movie for acting, you only watch it for the crazy stuff that these people are capable of doing. The 3D in the movie was better, and really made some of the dance movies just that much more awesome. Overall the movie had amazing dancers, amazing music, and overall it was a feel good movie!
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Piranha 3D (2010)
7/10
Hahahaha!
6 September 2010
This movie was Nuts, it had it all: killer fish, lots of blood, naked people and fun. This movie is for sure mainly focused towards the male population but being a female I can not deny the enjoyment I felt watching those piranhas kill everything that came into sight. Sure the acting was a little cheesy, and the graphics were not the best, and the storyline was nothing special but the movie was hilarious. The whole audience in the theatre was happily laughing along to all the funny comments and jokes that were stuck into the movie. If you expect a lot from this movie I would not recommend it, if you expect nothing more than some nudity, and some blood than you are going to be pleased because that is about all the movie offers.
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7/10
A good laugh!
6 September 2010
I give this movie a 7 because it really made me laugh, and the jokes were awesome! Going into the movie I was worried and scared and tried to get out of going for the entire car ride, but in the end decided I would check it out. And to my surprise I was glad I did. The first 1/2 of the movie was in my opinion hilarious, the priest was brilliant and the jokes were amazing, it was not what I expected due to the fact that the trailer makes it seem like your typical creepy things appearing everywhere movie. The last 1/2 of the movies was not as great but the first 1/2 made up for it. I had heard that the ending is awful and ruins the movie, but I thought the ending was just weird and pretty entertaining, it was neat to see something different.
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