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Willard (2003)
The best movie to be releases this week.
I went in to this movie with low expectations from all the bad press it had been getting. I guess all the people who didn't like Willard are the same ones who praised the piece of puppy pooh which is Tears of The Sun. Crispin Glover gives a powerful performance that carries this film and also helps the viewer to believe in his love for his, little friends. It was not perfect, by any means, but it was better then I had expected which is more then I can say for most of the movies I've seen this year. LONG LIVE THE RATS. 7 out of 10.
Tears of the Sun (2003)
Worst Movie of the Year. After Harts War Big Bruce's worst film yet.
Like Harts War Tears Of The Sun dropped Bombs at the end of each films. Symbolically these bombs stand for the movies themselves and once this bomb had finished falling I scrambled my way from theatre and rushed to my computer to warn all those who would dare to be devastated by this disaster. Two words, S T A Y A W A Y !!!!
Final Destination 2 (2003)
One of the goriest movies ever. Ali Larter & Deborah Unger long lost sisters?
I found this movie to be not quite as good as the first but what it missed in originality it more than made up for in gore. Splat after human splat - one impalement after another. It was hard to watch at times- due to the graffic nature of the deaths and I'm a horror fan but this film was a bit over the top. If they do make a third film I hope they spend a little more time on developing at least one of the characters so you care if they die or not, actually Michael Landes was pretty good and had to carry the film by himself. Just like the first they wasted a talented Tony Todd - who actually had more lines in this one. One thing I really missed were the cool sound effects from the first one whenever "Death" was coming - it sounded like a death rattle. And after watching FD2 I noticed the similarities in appearance between the gorgeous Ali Larter and the stunning Deborah Unger. It's weird how similar in appearance these two hotties are. Someone needs to write sister roles for these two!! Only 10 years difference in age! Anyway, Fatesmagician gives FD2 5 out of 10 and props for brining the gore back to horror films.
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