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Plane (2023)
credibile.. if you are 4yo
Have you ever seen a 4 years old playing with a toy airplane? Well, pretty much that's an accurate description of the manoeuvres and the sounds the aiplane makes in the movie. Unsure how broke Jerard Buttler is lately but usually he wasn't accepting roles in such a low budget flick.
Laughable storyline full of holes cliches and nonsense, meh acting lame villains and the worst special effects I've seen in years. Any big budget from the 1930s has probable better special effects. So, you've been warned, should you still want to see a terrible movie be my guest I know for sure I wish I get my time back.
Shattered (2022)
It's so bad is good
There is no way this movie got a score over 3 stars unless the cast, their friends and their families voted for it to bring it up. The worst part is the story The poorly written lies do yourself a favor and watch the news or anything else or just look up the sky it's going to be a better spend time.
Blindsided (2021)
It's so bad it's actually worth watching just to see how bad a movie can be
First of all, the movie has nothing to do with the Sicario francize but it is definitely meant to capitalize on that. The acting is extremely poor - like high school level whereas the scenario is laughable and doesn't make much sense.
The only reason I start watching this movie is because sometimes a 4 star action movie can be digested. I had to recover my IMDB password just to leave this scenario and save a man or a girl from the worst movie I've seen in the last couple of years.
I am positive that the cast and technicians vote for this movie to bump it out from a score of maximum 2 stars. And yeah, there is that, the main actress Natasha Henstridge gain considerable weight. Good for her or whatever, it is just shocking to see a model actress gaining 100+ pounds.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Not great. Actually pretty awful when you see Chris Pine's worn face
Acting is ok-ish the story is meh but I just cannot get over Chris's Pine face that looks like he is only at step 2 out of 12 for the Alcoholic Anonymous ladder. He completely ruined the movie for me. Well is Hollywood, god knows what intricated mechanisms are getting one casted :/
Anna (2019)
watchable but..
The movie is watchable, an easy going spy flick however I really cannot go over the modern PCs & USB sticks mixed with old Lada cars and magnetic tape rolls slowly "recording" something...
The Operative (2019)
Very very good
Exceptional movie very well made and acted. Speachless!
Also furious on Spiderman fans that gave this movie a score directly proportional with their capacity of understanding something even remotely complex.
Sleepless (2017)
Bad story actually irrational
The story makes no sense literally I wish I knew before how bad this is. It the stereotype divorced under-covered cop dedicated to his job story, but this one is taken to the absurd. I watched it expecting a good movie given the cast but every action in this movie is irrational. I felt ashamed for the actors at moments, trying to understand how did the cope with their role and the questions they had for the director while filming. I hope Jamie doesn't go Wesley Snipes path... Do yourself a favor and stay away from this movie!
Vengeance: A Love Story (2017)
Meh..
Fits perfectly in the "this is so bad is good" category but it won't put Sharknado to shame..Entertaining to watch though! The worst part of this movie is the story and the way is told. Some surprisingly good acting from couple of characters. The little girl has tons of potential.
Superman Returns (2006)
Even Superman's fans will get bored on this one..
This movie is so stupid it should be censored by law. Too bad it misses the blurb and the fart scene to make it a "perfect" American comedy. If you guys and gals have some brain left DON't watch this movie. Of course unless you get paid for it. I would rate it somewhere between 20 and 30 bucks and hour. Even Supermans fans will get bored on this one... Oh, IMDb forces me to put ten lines so I have to continue... With what? There is nothing else to say about this movie. It's ridiculous, makes no sense it has a bad, really bad story line. Even the actors have no fun playing it. Special effects? What special effects? Bottom line you don't have to be super-smart to understand how super-bad is superman returns.
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
The McDonald's movie
If you'd eat McDonald's every day and if you buy the biggest available pop corn bucket in the cinema and if you enjoy the "fart joke" present in all the recent comedies and if you also belief in laser beams that are set up to allow a skilled person to avoid them this means that you will actually enjoy this movie and you'll never regret the 12 bucks you could earn by working the time you actually 'entertain'.If you'd eat McDonald's every day and if you buy the biggest available pop corn bucket in the cinema and if you enjoy the "fart joke" present in all the recent comedies and if you also belief in laser beams that are set up to allow a skilled person to avoid them this means that you will actually enjoy this movie and you'll never regret the 12 bucks you could earn by working the time you actually 'entertain'.