Reviews

I am a big Saw fan and believe Saw is one of the best films I have seen. Obviouslly the sequels have to live up to that but they unfortunately haven't quite had the same impact. Each Saw has had audiences on the edge of their seats with delightful plots and twists you just have to love. Sadly, Saw 5 does not. I remember the tagline of the film being 'you wont believe how it ends' and i believe that it was a pile of crap. There is no twist, no suspense and the only WOW factor is WOW thanks for wasting my time. The film should of being titled 'The life of John Kramer' due to the many, many flashbacks of him telling us what we already know. I am going to ignore that this was in the Saw series and look forward to Saw 6.

This film has a certain resemblance to another film that John Cena was in. The film is entertaining and delivers what is expected but is to identical to The Marine. The plot pretty much consists of John Cenas girlfriend being kidnapped with Cena coming to the rescue. It is certainly enjoyable and you will not be bored. It is a typical Wrestler film with explosions, gun fights and hot women, and for that reason it is awesome. If you ignore the fact that the writers crossed out The Marine and put 12 Rounds on the script then you will not be disappointed. I now have to make up another line so I am going to say this.

This film is awesome. What else can i say? An alien crash lands on earth and picks off an elite team of soldiers one by one. This film offers more than just shoot to kill, by binding a mix of horror and action. Each character is unique and offers something to the film. My favourite has to be Jesse Ventura who I nicknamed 'Heller Redkneck Ledgend' who destroys everything in his path using a minigun. The end offers what the audience wants to see; Arnie vs Predator. This is so much more than just a 'good film' and has been widely recognised as a classic which I do not have shame in saying.

This film is a must for all arnie fans, film lovers and human beings!

This film cannot be taken seriously. My rating applies merely to the acting, special effects and plot of the film. If you were to watch this film drunk it would be the greatest film ever, sadly i didn't. I learned many things from watching this film;

• If you are getting married the next day, then don't fly

• Sharks can jump 30,000 feet out of the water

• The Golden Gate bridge vs Megalodon = no contest

• Sharks can travel at 500 knots but Submarines can outrun them

• Oil Rig vs Octopus = only one winner

• Jet vs octopus = take a guess

• The US naval fleet would last approximately 10 seconds against an octopus

• If a gap is 25 metres wide, a submarine is 22.5 metres wide and a shark is 4 times wider than the submarine, will the shark make it through the gap = Easily

• It took 3 scientists a day to work out that a tooth was in fact a tooth

• If it doesn't appear on the radar then it is terminated, end of!

• The blonde woman in it is hot and easy

This film has everything! Explosions, humour, cheesy lines, hot women and an enjoyable plot. This was not intended to be a big budget box office film, it delivers what it is meant to. If you are a fan of cheesy Arnie films from the 80s then this is the film for you. You certainly learn a lot from watching The Marine;

• John Cena is bulletproof

• John Cena is like 'The Terminator'

• South Carolina has Alligators not Crocodiles

• John Cena can take on a whole Taliban base by himself

• South Carolina possesses fridges that can chill beers instantly

• In the world of John Cena, everything blows up

• John Cena has the ability to jump 3 metres high, impressive

• Robert Patrick wants cable

This film has to be the worst I have ever seen. The title of the film deceives the audience into thinking there maybe hope. The story line of the film is laughable at best, with the acting so poor you just have to cringe. The title 'Zombie Nation' implies a hoard of zombies when in fact there are six in total. This cannot be categorised as a horror film due to the introduction of cheesy 80's music when the zombies 'attack'. The zombies actually talk and act like human beings in the film with the only difference being the make up which looks like something out a La Roux video. If you ever get the chance to buy this film then do so, then burn the copy.