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Last Seen Alive (2022)
Was this just for the Cheque Mr Butler?
This is like a high quality B movie, with some abysmal acting (the Parent especially).
It's a typical plot, which should be pretty routine to write but it fails badly. Cops who without any reason suspect butler, parents who dialogue is shocking along with their acting abilities.
The detective who claims to know the family, yet doesn't recognise the guy who took her (yet the parents knew him straight away).
Shockingly bad.
Mr Butler defiantly did this for a pay check.
The Lost Pirate Kingdom (2021)
Watchable if not for some flaws
Its enjoyable enough, the acting is good but I then wasn't expecting much anyway. The commentary can be annoying. There's the odd weird but expected nowadays woke crap, thats been shoehorned in. The most annoying thing I found was the way the keep saying blackboards name as Thatch as in a thatched roof and not Teach as in to teach someone, could just be me but I always thought it was Teach.
3 from Hell (2019)
I like Rob's Style but.....
I like Rob's Style but he really needs to stop casting his wife, she just cannot act and with rob's style of movie acting shouldn't be hard, but every bit of screentime she's in she just sucks all the life out of the scene. Loved all of rob's movies except for Sheri Moon and for that reason I put this at a 4stars rather than 5-6. Dreadfull, dreadfull actress (and I use that term lightly).
Z Nation (2014)
Enjoyable for what it is.
I remember watching a few episodes of season 2 or 3 and thinking this looks ok, but for some reason I never continued, went back to watch it from the beginning and it's not bad, not great but not bad. Sfx are okay and story wise...... well it's about zombies so who cares 😀. But the acting is shockingly bad, this could be down to the script but I reckon even with a good script these actors would struggle to act ( I've seen better in a amateur play). But having said all that it's still very enjoyable if you watch it for what it is.
Debt Collectors (2020)
Shocking
Shocking accents, Shocking Acting (or lack off), Shocking script, Shocking fight scenes.
This film is bad, I cannot find one likeable thing about it, try as I might.
Torpedo (2019)
Enjoyable film
I found this film very enjoyable, It's not high budget and the dubbing is well dodgy in a lot of places. There is a slight smattering of the usual pc/woke plague that infests hollywood these days, but all in all well worth a watch.
The Rookie (2018)
What a shame :(
What a shame this turned the way it did, First few episodes this was shaping up to be a half decent series, but sadly the PC cancer thats effecting hollywood has utterly ruined this show.
By episode six I was PC'd out, I was so sick of being hit in the face every episode with as much SJW crap as they could cram in to a single episode I was physically hold my head in my hands and saying "Give it a rest ffs", just tell a story without feeling the need to make it blatantly obvious you have an agenda.
Truely a shame :(
River Runs Red (2018)
Slow boil
They say this is a slow boil film?, well its so slow boiling I wondered if they had plugged the kettle in.
I wish i could say "when this film gets going" but this film just never gets going. The acting from some otherwise good actors is dire indeed, the script could be to blame as some of the line the actors have to say feel like it was an eight year old kid that was the main writer.
The Predator (2018)
Bad so very bad :(
The Predator 2018, What can i say........ Well it could of been a good (not great) film, Except for a few things.
1. Olivia Munn, She is garbage pure garbage, utterly devoid of any acting ability whats so ever. You can virtually guarantee anything she's in will be a big pile of steaming poop.
2. Boyd Holbrook, Well it was a close race for the number one slot is all i will say about him.
3. Some well dodgy SF on the actual predator. I think they spent all the budget on the outer space scenes. (Should of saved money by not hiring Munn and given it to the SF Dept).
4. The gun effects were a bit lacking, If fact if the actors had made PEW PEW noises instead then that would of been better (But not you Munn as you would mess it up with your crap acting).
5. The one-liners, here I'm a little confused as some were really REALLY bad, yet others had me creasing (laughing hard) myself.
Other than that it was a watchable film, Except for the bit's with Olivia Munn & Boyd Holbrook, Which sadly is most of the film.
Very disappointed that in this day and age we could of had a decent Predator film but nope.